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on the toilet

Life Philosophy

-If you don’t ride the wave, you’ll find yourself beneath it.
-Any given situation is only temporary.
-After a certain point, expectations only serve as a blueprint for disappointment.
-The past serves well as a teacher for the future, but not as a model for the present.
-You can never be old and wise if you were never once young and foolish.
-Expecting life to be fair because you think you’re a good person is like expecting a bull not to charge you because you’re a vegetarian.

I am...

Better a smart-ass than a dumb-ass.


“Have you seen the remote?”
“Did you check under the couch?”
“Who the hell is chucking it under the couch???”

“Knowledge is power.”
“No, POWER is power!”

“You must unlearn what you have learned.”

“Retarded people can’t be offended by the word ‘retarded’ because they’re retarded. If they do get offended, then they’re probably not that retarded.”

“This will not stand. This aggression will not stand, man.”


The Odyssey, Hamlet, A Million Little Pieces, Best American Nonrequired Reading series, Mark Twain, Robert Frost


Everything except reggaeton or dubstep. Everything–even country…but NOT reggaeton or dubstep. I would rather irrigate my ears with ghost pepper juice than listen to reggaeton or dubstep.

Film & TV

TV: Sons of Anarchy, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, King of the Hill, South Park, Big Bang Theory

Film: The Big Lebowski, Superbad, Batman: The Dark Knight, The Shining, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Drunken Master, Grandma’s Boy