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(Recently realizing my profile was about as interesting as watching grass grow, I decided to vamp it up a little bit. So here is my attempt at describing myself with the restraints of language.)

As far as school goes: nursing will explain any future frazzled-sleep-deprived states I’m in. I am also part of the University Honors Program and I contribute much of my insanity and crazy thought processes to our wonderful professors that have beaten my mind to a pulp over these few years.

I have not yet dealt with the looming graduation (May) to determine my exact plans past nursing, so I will vanquish any “what part of nursing” questions before you move on to the next paragraph disappointed.

My interests include plotting ways to overthrow Martha Stewart. I firmly believe she needs to stay at home with her new grandchild, and I will gladly accept her thrown should the crown get too heavy with the new pressure. I am very creative and love using this trait to its full potential at any opportunity I get. Emeril is to spices as Katelyn is to glitter. I’m obscenely girly and convinced I would have been the perfect poster child for the Bedazzler. I also have an obscure love/adoration for Steven Colbert- I’m drawing a blank at how to end this sentence as to avoid that moment of cyber-awkwardness.

For all of the left-brained thinkers:

Likes: making people smile/ learning/ altruism/&/ kidnapping fairies and shaking them down for glitter

Dislikes: the person who notices the incorrect use of a colon in the second paragraph/ emus


As much as I despise introducing myself to avoid obscene vanity and perceived pretentiousness… I hope I could have provided you with decent personality hors d’oeuvres before the main course.

If anything else it’s good to know a biography for e-harmony is always at my fingertips.


“Faith is not about finding meaning in the world, there may be no such thing — faith is the belief in our capacity to create meaningful lives.”
— Terry Tempest Williams (Leap)

“… she turned her cant’s into cans and her dreams into plans.”

“Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius- and a lot of courage- to move in the opposite direction.” -Albert Einstein

“I’m the frosting on America’s cake, and tonight I’m willing to let you lick the bowl.”
— Stephen Colbert



Refuge and anything by Terry Tempest Williams; The Pig That Wants to be Eaten; A Million Little Pieces; The Shack; The Last Lecture; Have a Little Faith; Are You There Vodka? Its Me, Chelsea; Choke; Cat’s Cradle; and Janet Evanovitch is a hoot.


Everything. From Amos Lee to Bassnectar and everything in between.

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