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Sam 96

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Behind you


Burger University

Life Philosophy

I move up and to the right like the stock market.

I am...

wondering where yall went


Understanding only comes when it’s useless. Now I wait for the insurance letter. Dear sir: we regret to inform you that your request is not authorized. Get a lighter and a needle.


Mr. Mercedes, Skeleton Crew, Gorilla Mindset, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (yes, all three). Just After Sunset, Needful Things, Nightmares and Dreamscapes, Ca$hvertising, Get Shorty, and last, but certainly not least, The Pussy. Seriously, fuck Bukoski, read Delicious Tacos, “The Pussy.” Way better.


Notable mentions: Wu Tang Clan, Psychophanth, Loud Lord, Pink Floyd, Mastodon (the best metal album to date is Blood Mountain), Necrophagist, Chopan, Protest the Hero (their second album), and Michael The King of Pop Jackson.

Film & TV

Better Call Saul is the only show I’ve watched in its entirety. Superjail. First few seasons of Spongebob. Outside of that, TV blows my dude.