Aliens have contacted us….

SumtinProphetic (@sumtinprophetic) 9 years, 11 months ago

Alien 1: "Have the humans received our message yet?"
Alien 2: "Yes, but they call it ‘dubstep’ and they’re now dancing to it."

I lol’ed when I read this

February 29, 2012 at 8:52 pm
David (325) (@zeitro) 9 years, 11 months ago ago

i lol’d

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craig (1) (@cgbush) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

thats funny, tho its a second generation joke, i remember when there were ppl that thought the Daft Punk members were aliens

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Eric (1,819)M (@blankey) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

I was hoping for something profound…smh

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craig (1) (@cgbush) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

i was kinda too, but hey, anyone up to twist the convo? cuz i believe we have been in contact w E.T. for a looong time hahahah

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SumtinProphetic (4,925) (@sumtinprophetic) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

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SumtinProphetic (4,925) (@sumtinprophetic) 9 years, 10 months ago ago
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Nick (195) (@nickc2007) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

6:30, I’m basically convinced.

To be honest, I was basically convinced anyway.

Just want it to start really picking up the pace!

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Kayla (28) (@tangerinesky624) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

i don’t even care that it wasn’t profound, I found it to be really funny.

I’ve seem some extremely convincing alien videos before… arghh I wish I could find them again.

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Nick (195) (@nickc2007) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

Getting back on topic…I can’t imagine dubstep’s got another summer in it once this year’s through.

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SumtinProphetic (4,925) (@sumtinprophetic) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

I just had a highdea… if aliens are contacting us, it is safe to say that they are advanced beyond our comprehension. So, with their unthinkable power and capabilities, what if they had “spies” living on earth observing us.

Why’d I think of this? Cuz I’ve been dealing with flies for a few weeks now and they’re a lot more clever than we give them credit for. There’s literally been one in my room now chillin and not moving too much… just far enough so I can get em. He’s not causin me no harm so I hav eno reason to try and murk the the little booger… what if it’s just an alien spy observing my behavior? dun dun dunnnnn

Anyways, if it is, I don’t mind. Don’t want to seem smug here but I’d feel comfortable representing us humans. I can thank HE for dat.

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SumtinProphetic (4,925) (@sumtinprophetic) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

… haha so I just started to write more about this in my thought book and sp(fl)ies just flowed on to the page.

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Nick (195) (@nickc2007) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

So aliens presumably have a real affinity for starving African kids faces…

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SumtinProphetic (4,925) (@sumtinprophetic) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

Wow, super high last night… that’s really all I can say for that one

**edit** and I recall when I had the highdea that in the “what-if” situation, not all flies would be alien spies… Just a few, and potentially any tiny thing that is mobile and is capable of observation.

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Nick (195) (@nickc2007) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

Nah man, it’s outside the box, it COULD be true. How many other animals are that widespread?

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SumtinProphetic (4,925) (@sumtinprophetic) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

haha word, I dig that – COULD be. Think about everything that a fly sees… Don’t people wish they could be “a fly on the wall” when they want to know what goes on behind closed doors?

In The Art of War, Sun Tzu highly advocates using spies. It’s great logic, and doesn’t necessarily need to lead to war. Spies merely provide the medium to gain more knowledge, understanding, and information about whatever it is you’re curious about. I’m assuming that if we are actually living in a Men In Black-esque world, aliens would want to know everything there is to know about us, and what better way to do that than using tiny little spies.

And for the record, I’m not saying this is the case… I just like to conjure up these funky, hypothetical, outside-the-box scenarios. It makes life more wondrous and feeds my curiosity with some far-out ideas.

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Dimitris (27) (@cubilone) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

I’m not really sure whether mathematics are the universal language we are making them out to be.

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