For example; When I was little, my allergies were absolutely ridiculous! I’d always have a raw nose, and red puffy eyes, year-round. Due to this, I had extremely strong medication that made me exhausted all day, every day. One day, I come home and went to sleep. Typical, sleepy day, but I wake up violently because I was so thirsty! So I ran, literally booked it, out of my room and see a McDonald’s cup with a lid and straw, so naturally, I pick it up and am slurping that stuff down like I was on the brink of death. I come to realize that the liquid I was gulping down was burning my throat! I quickly stop drinking and look in the cup to find it filled with nail polish remover; I later called my mom and asked if I was going to die. Moral: Look before you leap.
One time I was pissed off at my parents and told them “I’m going out to get lost.” So I went out and couldn’t get lost so I got back home. I petted a dog, got bitten, started crying, continued to pet the dog and it didn’t bite me again. In second grade I couldn’t hold my bladder and peed myself! Only one girl saw me, fell in love with me and that’s how I had my first girlfriend. Moral: I don’t understand.
I was putting up a poster in my bedroom, but needed a bit extra height. I turned to the table that was in there, and ignored the fact it had a glass top. Putting the weight of my knees on there I fell through the fucker. I go through to the living room with bloody knees, tell my mum what happened and she goes ‘yeah, you shouldn’t lean on that’.
Moral: NEVER lean on a glass table.
Me & my friend were playing with a ball in my backyard. I threw it up & it got stuck in this little tree. It would have been easy for an adult to grab it but we were to small. So instead of asking for help, I tried to throw rocks at the ball to knock it out the tree. Well I completely missed the ball & the entire tree & instead hit our glass patio door, shattering it.
Moral: I can’t throw for shit. Lol and don’t be afraid to ask for help.