don't know if you've experienced this but…

Anonymous (@) 7 years, 8 months ago

it would seem that alot of men experience having sex with a woman that puts their finger up their butts as if it’s something that turns men on. it’s not a turn on, it felt like women was in on some fucked up conspiracy to turn men gay or something. dunno if women experience this from guys too–i literally have no idea where that originated from.

May 23, 2014 at 9:33 pm
josephm (772) (@josephm) 7 years, 8 months ago ago

cant quite make out your context. can you draw a diagram?

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Marlon (97) (@shoeopener) 7 years, 8 months ago ago

Okay, you don’t know. You can read about prostate massages but still make jokes about it.

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Anonymous (7) (@) 7 years, 8 months ago ago

okay, so you’re gettin hot and heavy with this one girl, all was good and stuff…then you make out, then out of the blue, she shoves her two fingers up your bum–you decide to ignore it, but it feels weird and you’re not sure if you should tell her to stop to avoid running into the risk of hurting her feelings..you let it slide for a few moments until you couldn’t take it anymore. you ask her ” why the fuck are you putting your fingers up my ass? im not gay.” she’d giggle and shrug, then replied ” my last boyfriend told me all guys likes this….” then you squint your eyes, then realized her ex conditioned her to troll all the men who fucked the woman he still loves to this day–simply by, yes, sticking her lovely fingers she used to rub her clit into the hole you reserved for shitting and getting your prostate checked by a secretly homosexual doctor. Lol

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Marlon (97) (@shoeopener) 7 years, 8 months ago ago

All this sounds really fun in an angry voice. I liked a girl once and she kept asking me if her current boyfriend is gay if he likes stimulating his prostate. I kept telling her about those massages and how they actually have a medicinal healthy fucking effect, but after the 5th time she asked me the same question like she wasn’t listening at all I just told her “Well, can I please be jealous of someone who doesn’t like stuff up his ass so much?” She laughed hard for some reason and stopped repeating the goddamn question. At that moment, of course, I had an epiphany that she’s too dumb to feel any jealousy at all.

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Anonymous (7) (@) 7 years, 8 months ago ago

i just don’t get it. what’s so sexy about having a finger that smells like shit? let alone be willing to do something like that based off on the notion that ALL guys likes this. even i freak out when she gets into exploring by pulling down my foreskin and im like, WHOA what are you doing!? that’s like forcibly taking a turtle out of it’s shell, leaving it to be exposed at moment’s notice. needless to say, i got soft, the sex was kaput, and i sent her home–then i had to do some bong hits just to get rid of the fresh memory of that situation. xD

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Marlon (97) (@shoeopener) 7 years, 8 months ago ago

I really should have chosen a different time to eat chocolate cake.

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Anonymous (7) (@) 7 years, 8 months ago ago

motherfucka. why you gotta go for chocolate cake?! what you should really be having right now is a nice tall glass of cold european beer, my friend. hell, i’d pay us for some rounds right now.

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Marlon (97) (@shoeopener) 7 years, 8 months ago ago

How the fuck did you know? The cake was just a treat before the beer.

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Anonymous (7) (@) 7 years, 8 months ago ago

you kidding me right? you ate the chocolate cake BEFORE the beer. isn’t that another way around? drink the beers first, get the buzz going, THEN go for the chocolate cake. dunno about you, but its how i would do it Lol

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Anonymous (7) (@) 7 years, 8 months ago ago

oh wait. you do you mean that, you DRANK the beer first before the cake? damn, im spinnin my own head right now. xD

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Marlon (97) (@shoeopener) 7 years, 8 months ago ago

Yeah I ate the cake before the beer. I’m pretty sure I left something running in the kitchen too and I just remembered I forgot about it. Priorities, man. I don’t have to not enjoy them all in any order.

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Anonymous (7) (@) 7 years, 8 months ago ago

priorities is a funny thing to say because as a matter of fact, ain’t nobody got a clue. listen to tupuc shakur. :P

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Marlon (97) (@shoeopener) 7 years, 8 months ago ago

That was interesting. I actually used to make beats but have grown to more complex things. Are you an aspiring lyricist or a writer by any chance?

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Anonymous (7) (@) 7 years, 8 months ago ago

i’ve been told that im a genius when it comes down to lyrics–im influenced heavily by hip hop, r and b, etc. i just love the beats, the meanings, the words, the feelings, the emotions, their way of making a point. :)

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Marlon (97) (@shoeopener) 7 years, 8 months ago ago

That’s great. Empathy is the most important trait when it comes to lyrics.

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Alex Eastman (71) (@alex) 7 years, 8 months ago ago

Oh a beer sounds heavenly right now. Make it a sixpack and we’re on!

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Anonymous (7) (@) 7 years, 8 months ago ago

6 pack? hell nah. what we need is a porch, 24 cans of beers, and some chron, bring some nice girls over, etc. then you have yourself a good night.

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Alex Eastman (71) (@alex) 7 years, 8 months ago ago

I was THOROUGHLY unprepared for this conversation. xD

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Anonymous (7) (@) 7 years, 8 months ago ago

well good! here at higher existence i aim to open y’all minds into oblivion.

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Alex Eastman (71) (@alex) 7 years, 8 months ago ago

Hahaha, thanks!

I dunno what to say other than she may have gotten the idea from one of those cosmopolitan magazines.
“60 Ways to Make Your man BEG for more!”
Bitch no, there is not 60 ways to use a single fucking switch, we aren’t that versatile!

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Anonymous (7) (@) 7 years, 8 months ago ago

oh i know, man. but hey, here’s an issue for you though–suppose if she’s hot, and she fucks up all because she read somewhere on the cosmo mags–would you care? suppose if she’s homely looking, and she does the same shit, would you treat her differently then?

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Alex Eastman (71) (@alex) 7 years, 8 months ago ago

Well, depends on if I liked her. Obviously, in this scenario I am most likely dating her, so I must find her somewhat appealing in some way. I don’t date much, matter of fact, only two girls in the last lifetime.
So, considering that she won my affection to the point of me asking her out, and she tried to shove her fingers up my ass, I’d immediately say “whoa now none of that” but I would still date her.
(unless she was a hoe that I didn’t care for and I just wanted a fuck-buddy, then in that case, fuck that noise)

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Anonymous (7) (@) 7 years, 8 months ago ago

whats more your style? redhead, brunette, blonde, etc?

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Marlon (97) (@shoeopener) 7 years, 8 months ago ago

I invited a really sweet girl to my apartment last year. It was nice because I am also kind of nice until shit happens, she also looked like in the middle of homely looking and hot so I just went for it! Of course, I only needed company, not sexual stuff or something because she was taken and I would have hated her if she wanted something. THE POINT IS, this sweet looking and behaving girl told me she’d seen Serbian Film five times and I wanted to see what is it about. Cool and all, I started thinking she’s really fucked up but then she told me her family is full of witches who practice black magic and she has powers to see if someone is charmed, with a curse, etc… Anyway, she left and I was basically shocked. A couple of days later another girl apparently wanted to tell me how nice and sweet this same girl is because they talked about me and were wondering what I think. Well, sweet and nice my ass. That’s what I think. DON’T FUCK WITH THE WITCH, MAN!

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Anonymous (7) (@) 7 years, 8 months ago ago

i’d fuck a wiccan. if there’s any on this site, there’d be better a good one! ;)

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Marlon (97) (@shoeopener) 7 years, 8 months ago ago

This is really relevant.

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Anonymous (7) (@) 7 years, 8 months ago ago

whatever marshall mathers is on, i want in on it xD

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Marlon (97) (@shoeopener) 7 years, 8 months ago ago

The fingers were 6 feet long.

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Alex Eastman (71) (@alex) 7 years, 8 months ago ago

What the actual fuck is this. Was Marshall Mathers just crying?

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Anonymous (7) (@) 7 years, 8 months ago ago

whatever it is, 6 feet long fingers or whatever. i feel bad for him. xD

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Marlon (97) (@shoeopener) 7 years, 8 months ago ago

He was making up the story on the spot. Everything was a metaphor for where he’s at and got really deep into the role of the narrator. You know how people use substances to express themselves better emotionally, some can be very convincing without making any sense. And yes, he was crying!

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LVX (297) (@Vovinawol) 7 years, 8 months ago ago

I have never known wicca to have anything to do with black magic. I see more of the black stuff all around me, but no wiccan’s having anything to do with it. As far as the probing goes, whatever trips your trigger lol!

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Anonymous (7) (@) 7 years, 8 months ago ago

no men likes being probed. at not the ones i know, it’s freaky lol

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