So I woke up this morning–on day 3 of this progressing sore throat… and I feel like a bag of assholes.
Whenever something smells bad, I like to say it smells like a bag of burnt ass hairs (something about adding a bag?).
What are some of your favorite funny sayings?
“I own land”/”this land belongs to me” are also funny sayings because the truth is that you belong to the land. Where are you going to go when you die? Hmm.
I really think we need to update our social vocabulary, because it’s poisoning us. Haha, everytime I’m confronted by somebody saying that I’m breaking the law, by not wearing shoes on X property, or trespassing on Y property, cops or otherwise, I tell them “that’s impossible. The laws are doing fine upholding themselves. They don’t need your help. Laws cannot be broken. Gravitation is a law, conservation of energy is a law. I think the word you’re searching for is ordinance violation or execration” These are the laws of the land. If only we could be law breakers. Felonies on the other hand are all too common; a dime a dozen (probably literally) and are completely debatable, and highly situation-based.