High Food
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It depends upon what I’m high on…If I weirdly try to eat on acid, avoid shellfish n crawfish, n shrimp… They look way disgusting when your trippin… If I’m baked munchie stoned on weed, those fancy little toothpicked hors d’oeuvres won’t do the job… If I’ve had a few cocktails too many, any greasy fastfood joint (walk-in, of course) tastes like heaven… If its shrooms I’m high on…pizza, duh…if im on speed? Fingernails only…downers? A food that wont stain furniture or clothing if I fall asleep while chewing..maybe a simple plain celery or carrot…If caffeine is in my coffee, and my mornin jag kicks in?… Smokes n donuts,.. fer sure…i just realized…im a party animal…and fat too!
Yeah, once I built a bologna sammich while trippin.. Seemed like a good idea at the time. I worked on it for what seemed like hours…I turned away just for moment, then turned back to enjoy my labors… And as I stared at my wonder bread beauty, oozing miracle whip. A masterpiece….I noticed…ever so slightly at first…but I was certain…that…MY SANDWICH WAS BREATHING!…up and down the bread moved…then more rapidly as, I assume it anticipated it’s horrible fate…I felt so bad for the poor fella, I put him in the fridge, and left the area, pronto…lol
Thanx for the random flashback, buddy…that one was buried a long time…I wonder how that lil cold cut snack is doin..
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