A real life conversation I’m currently engaged in got me wondering…..What is your favorite food to eat when your high? My favorite is bagels and of course pizza sprinkled with bacon.
It depends upon what I’m high on…If I weirdly try to eat on acid, avoid shellfish n crawfish, n shrimp… They look way disgusting when your trippin… If I’m baked munchie stoned on weed, those fancy little toothpicked hors d’oeuvres won’t do the job… If I’ve had a few cocktails too many, any greasy fastfood joint (walk-in, of course) tastes like heaven… If its shrooms I’m high on…pizza, duh…if im on speed? Fingernails only…downers? A food that wont stain furniture or clothing if I fall asleep while chewing..maybe a simple plain celery or carrot…If caffeine is in my coffee, and my mornin jag kicks in?… Smokes n donuts,.. fer sure…i just realized…im a party animal…and fat too!
Yeah, once I built a bologna sammich while trippin.. Seemed like a good idea at the time. I worked on it for what seemed like hours…I turned away just for moment, then turned back to enjoy my labors… And as I stared at my wonder bread beauty, oozing miracle whip. A masterpiece….I noticed…ever so slightly at first…but I was certain…that…MY SANDWICH WAS BREATHING!…up and down the bread moved…then more rapidly as, I assume it anticipated it’s horrible fate…I felt so bad for the poor fella, I put him in the fridge, and left the area, pronto…lol
Thanx for the random flashback, buddy…that one was buried a long time…I wonder how that lil cold cut snack is doin..