"SkateBoner Magazine" needs your pictures!

Stoney Baloney (@adamm0ss) 8 years, 8 months ago

My friend Matt,(you can check out his work at http://www.MGMillerphoto.com) Has been working on getting this skateboard magazine together. I encourage any skateboarders to submit their photos to help spread the word! Email your submissions to [email protected]

facebook https://www.facebook.com/Skateboner
instagram @skatebonermag

And, if you really want to help the cause, you can visit our Kickstarter at

May 23, 2013 at 11:30 am

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Zykanthos (4,757)M (@chodebalm) 8 years, 8 months ago ago

Skateboner? Dude…come on…

Lol

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Stoney Baloney (614) (@adamm0ss) 8 years, 8 months ago ago

@chodebalm, come onn, comeon.

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brett k (3) (@kimetime) 8 years, 8 months ago ago

I would if it didn’t sound like some weird fetish magazine.

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Anonymous (214) (@) 8 years, 8 months ago ago

^ lol yea I thought it was skate boarding porn at first

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Subwoofer Stevens (246) (@jakehay) 8 years, 8 months ago ago

I came in here to post “Worst fucking name” etc.

Then I actually went on the FB page and saw that the logo actually has a dick drawn onto it. My natural response at this point usually would be ‘What was your friend thinking? What a terrible idea.’

But then I thought about it some, and then some more, and I’ve decided it’s good to see your friend is catering to the untapped “gay skateboarder” market.

All skateboarders are gay so he should make a lot of money.

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Subwoofer Stevens (246) (@jakehay) 8 years, 8 months ago ago

@kimetime, You think the name is bad, check out the description on Kickstarter,

“SkateBoner is not about praising the male reproductive organ. The mag stands for the excitement that comes only from skateboarding. Some might even call it other things like “getting stoked”, “pumped”, or “turnt up” but a skate-boner is truly unique to skating and the people surrounding it. Once the skate-boner is metaphorically erect there is no way to relieve it other than by skateboarding or creating something.”

Getting stoked, getting pumped and worst of all, getting ‘turnt up’? Thanks but no thanks boys.

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Stoney Baloney (614) (@adamm0ss) 8 years, 8 months ago ago

@jakehay, You’re posting on here an awful lot, not being interested and all. You sure you don’t at least have a Skatechub?

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Stoney Baloney (614) (@adamm0ss) 8 years, 8 months ago ago

It is.

@justinr, @kimetime,

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Subwoofer Stevens (246) (@jakehay) 8 years, 8 months ago ago

@adamm0ss, I guess my TWO POSTS in here let the cat out of the bag.

I have a RAGING HARD ON for skateboarding.

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Stoney Baloney (614) (@adamm0ss) 8 years, 8 months ago ago

@jakehay, Three* posts. (and reading the kickstarter message and checking out the facebook)

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Subwoofer Stevens (246) (@jakehay) 8 years, 8 months ago ago

@adamm0ss, I’m keeping your shit thread alive.

I tell you what. I’ve been a bit mean and I do feel like I should make amends. I have a deal for you and I promise I’ll follow through with it if you deliver.

I want you to write a twenty line rhyming poem about skateboner magazine. It’s goals, it’s future content, it’s mission. And it’s gotta be funny like the kick-starter intro was. Plenty of references to skateboarding moves and plenty of penis metaphors (this is important, you guys started the homoerotic thing so you will utilise it to it’s full potential).

If you can do that, and make me laugh, I will donate TWENTY BUCKS to the kickstarter. A dollar for each line. There’s good potential for humour here plus I’m feeling charitable.

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Filip (2,818)M (@filipek) 8 years, 8 months ago ago

@adamm0ss, HE is not a place to get free advertising. Please refrain from posting topics like these.

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