the most fooslish moment you had with yourself today
you know when you’re completely alone and you say or do something completely ridiculous and hilarious? well, i wanna hear about that.
like, today i opened the freezer and everything started to fall out… so my reaction was to yell "HOLY FUCK FREEZER, CHILL OUT". and after a few seconds had passed, i realized that i had 1.) yelled at my freezer 2.) told it to CHILL out without considering thats it’s a freezer and is completely chilled. then i proceeded to sit on my kitchen floor clutching my stomach in laughter for at least five minutes.
another example, this one time i was in an unfamiliar bathroom sitting on the toilet, peeing, keep it real and when i was finished all i could hear was this wooshing sounds, like air being continuously pushed out of somewhere. for some reason i immediately thought the air was flowing out of me (my lady bits) and started to panic, lifting my leg in the air, trying to get a better listen. either way, for about 30 seconds i thought i was deflating and my chest was tight and i called for help. i stumbled out of the bathroom with my pants around my ankles and leaned up against the bathroom light switch, switching it off… and making the sound stop… the light and the FAN in the bathroom had the same switch. so, the sound of a fan made me think i was deflating from my vagina. good job, maria.
OKAY NOW TELL ME ABOUT YOURS SO I DON’T FEEL SO STRANGE.
Two of these dumb things happened today.
First one was at work. Was doing some work at the Ericsson globe. the top gear crew were there to make some kind of show. I was carrying some shit out an accidentally made a scratch on one of the cars. Nobody saw it tho. luckily.
Second one was at home. After a hard days work an a gym session i was visiting my girl. I hadnt had enough to drink durin the day so i was dehydrated but didnt care. you know how when your dehydrated you easily get random cramps an shit? Well that shit happened when we were havin sex. Both my legs cramped like crazy an i fell off the bed screaming in pain. then i passed out.
I do too many foolish things all the time.
I was kind of dancing on this curb. Then I started to jump backwards and land one footed. I ended up falling into the bushes in front of a large group of people I was waiting for the bus with.
I don’t get how people just stand at a bus stop without doing something… I always find myself doing stupid stuff like this.
In my morning stuper I don’t really have the ability to tell time at all and I always think I’m late. So on many many many occasions I’ll jump out of bed at 4:30am thinking I’m late and it takes me a good 3 minutes to figure out I can sleep more.
something i did a couple of weeks back was i intended to take the dog for a walk, so i grabbed the lead from the cupboard and left the house. got about 50m away from my house to realise that there was no dog attached to the lead. walked back head hung low hoping no one had seen/realised my mistake hahah
Alright, mine comes with a little bit of a back story. I’m living in campus housing at my college and all of our rooms have a swipe key entry, sort of like at a hotel. My school is also currently on break, so there’s like no one on campus.
Me, being as awesome as I am, managed to lock myself out of my room this morning when I got up to brush my teeth. So there I am wandering around the dorm building in my pajamas sans shoes, contacts, or phone, hoping to find someone that can contact the campus security so that they can wander over and use the master key to get me back into my room. The only person I could find was a janitor, and she didn’t know how to get in touch with them. Three phone calls and almost an hour later, I was able to get back into my room. Awesome way to start the morning. I don’t think I’ll be leaving this room without my key again any time soon. XD