The near future [beware]

Anonymous (@) 8 years, 9 months ago

I had a vision last night from the Oily Prophet who has an oily faucet. Mouth. Faucet.

The vision was our nation, under Obama – god bless his soul – gave a speech of how all of us are free if we’re equal, and since resources are limited, the only way to keep us all equal is to remove wealth from everyone, rather than give it away.

Only some people can have guns, and so we must take the guns away for equality.
But in order to assure equality, the drones will be dispatched to watch and listen. To kill those who are unequal. And I’ll-bomb-ya is reigning supreme in our holy vision.

Most of us will continue to shop as it is our duty to keep the economy going. Some of us will spend more on the car, some of us will spend more on the house. It is of our freedom! But god rest the souls who think that government shouldn’t have guns.

As his drones sweep the surviving radicals away, we nationalist consumers will live on, shopping our country into upgrades, advancements and growth. Buying things that benefit us and ease our pain. The drugs will filter down our throats to keep us aligned with what we should do. New synthetic foods and plants will be put in place to make a utopia.

I cannot wait

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February 25, 2013 at 8:39 pm
Conner J. (1,558) (@connerj93) 8 years, 9 months ago ago

@ijesuschrist, no offense, but wtf is this? That’s not a utopia.

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Anonymous (2,833) (@) 8 years, 9 months ago ago

@connerj93, How can you obviously not see this is a utopia.

If we are all free than there is nothing to gain or lose or fight for. There is no need to be happy anymore because we’re all the same. Its static stagnant perfection.

you’re an idiot if you don’t agree

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Nick (554) (@splashartist) 8 years, 9 months ago ago

@ijesuschrist, okay Xavier

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Anonymous (328) (@) 8 years, 9 months ago ago

@connerj93, Tricks are for kids.

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Anonymous (130) (@) 8 years, 9 months ago ago

The completion of A Brave New World!

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Heed them, HEthen (91) (@heedthem) 8 years, 9 months ago ago

@ijesuschrist,
have you been smoking some DMT? lol

Seriously though, I feel like even if those will someday be realized, it will take years of gradual change. Even to get the bills to pass to get them to happen will take years to pass. And then those would definitely be taken to supreme court.

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Zykanthos (4,757)M (@chodebalm) 8 years, 9 months ago ago
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Anonymous (2,833) (@) 8 years, 9 months ago ago

gusy you know that i am a sincere individual and i do not post bullshit!!!!111

This is going to be our future so you better take it on the chin and like you you stupid butt heads

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Just Beyond the Beaten Path (1) (@3v4n53) 8 years, 9 months ago ago

you must be high on bath salts or live in a big city if you think a “utopia” will come out of Obama tryin to take away our guns forcefully, b/c the day that happens is the day this nation goes into civil war for foreseeable future.

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Conner J. (1,558) (@connerj93) 8 years, 9 months ago ago

@ijesuschrist, haha “This is going to be our future” yeah to who, you? There’s only possibilities at this point, the true future is a surprise. Don’t take yourself as a mystic who has ‘visions’ of the future, imagination is just imagination not the fucking truth.

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Zykanthos (4,757)M (@chodebalm) 8 years, 9 months ago ago

@ijesuschrist, Alright now I understand :)

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andromeda (4) (@andromeda) 8 years, 9 months ago ago

@ijesuschrist, you are an absolute moron.

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Anonymous (2,654) (@) 8 years, 9 months ago ago

Utopia means an idea of a perfect society. Not a real society. So the only way an utopia can exist is if people don’t need it.

(I was going to say “idiots”, but I’m concerned a little.)

I think you all got trolled though. And I got the joke.

Idiots.

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Anonymous (2,833) (@) 8 years, 9 months ago ago

@andromeda, wow I can’t believe how stupid you all are

this is how the future shjould and will be.
if yuou dont like it fuck off am i rite

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Equel (11) (@equel) 8 years, 9 months ago ago

@seeker,
Aldous Huxley’s Brave New World.

i reserve the right to suffer and be,
for being cannot be without its counterpart, not being.
to loose is to have had.
your distopia is a stagnant life not worth living-
that will never happen

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andromeda (4) (@andromeda) 8 years, 9 months ago ago

@ijesuschrist, Jesus Christ! :/

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DaJetPlane (994)M (@lytning91) 8 years, 9 months ago ago

I am so disappointed in what I have just read. I mean…wow.

@ijesuschrist preach on, brutha! Free at last, free at last!

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ELizard (229) (@heavydreamz) 8 years, 9 months ago ago

We should all be grateful this is what we got today.. there sure will be a few minor adjustments in the near future thanks to O-bombs but havent we been living in a utopia like this all along?

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Kforkonner (59) (@kwelch5528) 8 years, 9 months ago ago

@ijesuschrist, Little confused on your statement. I doubt this will happen and remember it is a dream. Just your brain showing you what you like. Also the idea of it is terrible.

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Anonymous (2,833) (@) 8 years, 9 months ago ago

if you dont want utopia go live in a distopia hahahaha thats what i say amirite

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nikkihaze (33) (@nikkihaze) 8 years, 9 months ago ago

I think it’s funny how, when one mass tragedy happens everyone freaks the fuck out and demands more laws to prevent such things from happening. And then when the president does exactly what the people asked for, he gets blamed for trying to impose more control. Wake up people, its us who run this country not the politicians! We decide our own futures. But we are only as powerful as we decide we are. We need to stop demanding change from politicians and start making it happen for ourselves. And we also need to stop blaming politicians and start taking responsibility for our own outcomes. Its time we reestablish the very principles this country was founded on. By the people, for the people!

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Anonymous (328) (@) 8 years, 9 months ago ago

Precautions, folks:

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Anonymous (130) (@) 8 years, 9 months ago ago

@equel, yeah….it probably won`t. But we`re currently moving in that direction though.

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Mikki (1) (@moonstruck) 8 years, 9 months ago ago

“A Modest Proposal” type post? Satire? Trolling?

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