The near future [beware]

Anonymous (@) 8 years, 10 months ago

I had a vision last night from the Oily Prophet who has an oily faucet. Mouth. Faucet.

The vision was our nation, under Obama – god bless his soul – gave a speech of how all of us are free if we’re equal, and since resources are limited, the only way to keep us all equal is to remove wealth from everyone, rather than give it away.

Only some people can have guns, and so we must take the guns away for equality.
But in order to assure equality, the drones will be dispatched to watch and listen. To kill those who are unequal. And I’ll-bomb-ya is reigning supreme in our holy vision.

Most of us will continue to shop as it is our duty to keep the economy going. Some of us will spend more on the car, some of us will spend more on the house. It is of our freedom! But god rest the souls who think that government shouldn’t have guns.

As his drones sweep the surviving radicals away, we nationalist consumers will live on, shopping our country into upgrades, advancements and growth. Buying things that benefit us and ease our pain. The drugs will filter down our throats to keep us aligned with what we should do. New synthetic foods and plants will be put in place to make a utopia.

I cannot wait


February 25, 2013 at 8:39 pm
Anonymous (24) (@) 8 years, 10 months ago ago

I don’t understand how you can read this and not get the joke. Lighten up people!

Nikki F. (107) (@nikkif) 8 years, 10 months ago ago

@thelastdj1976 agreed. stop feeding the troll :P

Nakedape (112) (@nakedape) 8 years, 10 months ago ago

@ijesuschrist, “Until they become conscious they will never rebel, and until after they have rebelled they cannot become conscious.” – George Orwell

Anonymous (2,833) (@) 8 years, 10 months ago ago
Kevin (188) (@bigred) 8 years, 10 months ago ago

@ijesuschrist, lol. gotem.

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