Things you shouldn’t say… (GAME)

 Em (@emily)9 years, 10 months ago

Gimmie a screaming orgasm, and I’ll give you sex on the beach.

Things you shouldn’t say to your mother.

November 24, 2011 at 8:00 am
Em (473) (@emily) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

Attempt at a new game here…
I find inappropriate comments very funny, so I’m thinking we could get a good laugh by coming up with some..
So, someone will present a certain situation, and the person below will post something you shouldn’t say in that situation (and you can post more than one comment), and then post a new hypothetical situation.
Examples:
Things you shouldn’t say on a plane.
“Can I borrow your barf bag?”
Things you shouldn’t say on a first date.
“Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”
Get it?
Ok so:
Things you shouldn’t say at Thanksgiving dinner.

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Dan (890) (@danfontaine) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

@ Topic: Yes.
@ Em: Let us bow our heads in grace…….. (aka: I have no fucking clue what grace is)
Things you shouldn’t say to your boss.

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Ka (308) (@kaciula) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

Can you help me with my CV for a new job interview?

Things you shouldn’t say at a yoga class.

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Dan (890) (@danfontaine) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

(sorry, Idk what a CV is)
Hey nice ass, WHEN YOU BEND OVER LIKE THAT.
Things you shouldn’t say coming out of the womb.

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Em (473) (@emily) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

Holy hell it smelled like ass in there!
Things you shouldn’t say to your girlfriend.

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Dan (890) (@danfontaine) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

I look at porn.
Things you shouldn’t say to a member of the same sex whom you think is attractive.

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Nice dong bro!

Things you shouldn’t say when someone walks in on you having sex.

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Bryan Hellard (307)M (@xyver) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

Don’t just stand there watching!

Things to not say when you first meet someone

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Dan (890) (@danfontaine) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

Has anyone told you yet that you have a weird shaped head?
Things not to say to an old acquaintance you have just bumped into in public (you have no idea who this person really is anymore). Difficulty: Hard

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Jose (0) (@finalboss13) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

”Hey Susan!”
things not to say to your girlfriends father during the first handshake.

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Em (473) (@emily) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

Your daughter’s very flexible.
Things not to say when you’re serving someone food.

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Alex (141)M (@alexishungry) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

I dropped it on the floor but for less than 3 seconds, you’ll live.

Things not to say to trick-or-treaters.

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Dan (890) (@danfontaine) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

Here.
Things not to say to Martijn.

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Dan (890) (@danfontaine) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

Ooooh nice costumes! But I like your BUTTS even MORE.
Things not to say to a girl whose boyfriend just dumped her.

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Em (473) (@emily) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

Jesus so why did he stay with you so long?
or
Would you like to see the backseat of my car?
Things you shouldn’t say when someone steps onto the elevator with you.

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Alex (141)M (@alexishungry) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

Quick you better get out I just farted.

Things not to say to someone whose dog just died.

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Jose (0) (@finalboss13) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

stop crying it was just a dog!
things not to say to someone who just found out there wife was cheating

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Dan (890) (@danfontaine) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

What’s important is that she’s doing what makes her happy.
Things you shouldn’t say to General Tits.

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Dan (890) (@danfontaine) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

The answer was: Consciousness.
Things you shouldn’t say to Manimal.

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Em (473) (@emily) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

I’ll shove a hot spoon up your ass!!
Things you shouldn’t say about lesbians.

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Dan (890) (@danfontaine) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

But they got no dick so… wtf?
Things you shouldn’t say when you’re falling to your death.

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Em (473) (@emily) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

I knew I should have shit when I had the chance earlier.
Things you shouldn’t say when you’re trying to redeem yourself from getting cut off at the bar.

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Jose (0) (@finalboss13) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

if it’s a meathead guy…. “no go ahead, ladies first”

things not to say to a cop who just pulled you over

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Trisha (2) (@trishashifter) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

sorry bout that, wanna suck my thumb?

Things not to say to a friend who just broke a limb.

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Martijn Schirp (112,780)A (@martijn) 9 years, 10 months ago ago

Hahahahaha.

Things not to say to the pope

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