Things you shouldn’t say… (GAME)

“Rudolf’s dead”

TYSS to the voices inside your head..

“yes master”

TYSS to your mum when she catches you masturbating.

“damnit mom i was just about to cum!”

TYSS at your best friends wedding

(in a toast to the groom) “We hooked up once, but it was incredible. Glad I got to you before she locked you down!”

TYSS to a security guard.

“you’re just a failed cop”
“is that a torch in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”

TYSS to the fairies at the bottom of your garden.

“Fairies aren’t real” (reference to peter pan, everytime someone says they don’t believe in fairies, one dies, so never say they don’t exist!)
TYSS to the bouncer at a nightclub..

“hey there big fella, you wanna dance?”

TYSS while eating a banana

“I can stick the whole thing in my mouth!” (Unless you’re a girl, in which case thats hot)

TYSS while on public transportation

“The bomb on the bus goes boom boom boom”

TYSS in an elevator.

“I see your walk of shame has been interrupted by a mandatory ride in an elevator”

TYSS to a Gynecologist

“You know you’ll have to pay me afterwards, right”

TYSS to your boss’s wife

“Can I sleep with you for my raise instead?”

TYSS to your bosses daughter

“Jesus, it must be horrible having such an asshole of a dad. But I can make you feel better hehe.” (I actually said this to my old boss’s daughter)

TYSS to Squidward

I ended up going out with my boss’s daughter for 2 years =P

“So….do you get alot of asian pussy?”

TYSS to your friends mother.

“What the hell? Aren’t friends’ moms supposed to be hot? You just shattered my reality. Damn, this is depressive.”

TYSS to a dwarf

“Have you ever considered platform shoes?”

TYSS to temperamental 17 year old girl

Where did the rest of you go?

TYSS to your school chancelor

“I had this dream where I raped all the female faculty, it was awesome”

TYSS to your drug-dealer

”You should visit me at home sometime my mother would love you ”

TYSS to a priester

“Hey would you know where I could get a sex doll in the likeness of Mary?”

TYSS when ordering off a a waiter in a Chinese restaurant

so whats REALLY in the chicken and broccoli?? hahah

tyss when in an art class, drawing the naked woman in the center of the room

“…do we have enough paint for this?”

tyss at the bar when you’ve been hitting on a bodybuilder’s girl.

“well i sure hope he doesnt go into a drunken roid rage”

tyss while sitting with three people in the back of a car

“You guys smell like ass.”
TYSS to a hitchhiker you just picked up.