Things you shouldn’t say… (GAME)

Em (@emily) 10 years, 7 months ago

Gimmie a screaming orgasm, and I’ll give you sex on the beach.

Things you shouldn’t say to your mother.

November 24, 2011 at 8:00 am
Em (473) (@emily) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

How would you like to have your feet chopped off & die a slow death while barbarians decorated you with little pieces of garbage?
Things not to say to a child the night before Christmas.

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Lunisol (0) (@lunisol) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

“Rudolf’s dead”

TYSS to the voices inside your head..

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elton (0) (@elton) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

“yes master”

TYSS to your mum when she catches you masturbating.

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Jon (0) (@awesomejon) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

“damnit mom i was just about to cum!”

TYSS at your best friends wedding

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BirdFlyingHigh (152) (@birdflyinghigh) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

(in a toast to the groom) “We hooked up once, but it was incredible. Glad I got to you before she locked you down!”

TYSS to a security guard.

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elton (0) (@elton) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

“you’re just a failed cop”
“is that a torch in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”

TYSS to the fairies at the bottom of your garden.

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Lunisol (0) (@lunisol) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

“Fairies aren’t real” (reference to peter pan, everytime someone says they don’t believe in fairies, one dies, so never say they don’t exist!)
TYSS to the bouncer at a nightclub..

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Jon (0) (@awesomejon) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

“hey there big fella, you wanna dance?”

TYSS while eating a banana

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Lunisol (0) (@lunisol) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

“I can stick the whole thing in my mouth!” (Unless you’re a girl, in which case thats hot)

TYSS while on public transportation

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Kristian (81) (@lordcat) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

“The bomb on the bus goes boom boom boom”

TYSS in an elevator.

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ButternutSquash (75) (@equanimity) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

“I see your walk of shame has been interrupted by a mandatory ride in an elevator”

TYSS to a Gynecologist

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Manimal (2,998) (@manimal) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

“You know you’ll have to pay me afterwards, right”

TYSS to your boss’s wife

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Kristian (81) (@lordcat) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

“Can I sleep with you for my raise instead?”

TYSS to your bosses daughter

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Manimal (2,998) (@manimal) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

“Jesus, it must be horrible having such an asshole of a dad. But I can make you feel better hehe.” (I actually said this to my old boss’s daughter)

TYSS to Squidward

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Kristian (81) (@lordcat) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

I ended up going out with my boss’s daughter for 2 years =P

“So….do you get alot of asian pussy?”

TYSS to your friends mother.

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Manimal (2,998) (@manimal) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

“What the hell? Aren’t friends’ moms supposed to be hot? You just shattered my reality. Damn, this is depressive.”

TYSS to a dwarf

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Kristian (81) (@lordcat) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

“Have you ever considered platform shoes?”

TYSS to temperamental 17 year old girl

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conglistedsoldier (18) (@mumbojumbo63) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

Where did the rest of you go?

TYSS to your school chancelor

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Kristian (81) (@lordcat) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

“I had this dream where I raped all the female faculty, it was awesome”

TYSS to your drug-dealer

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Giota (0) (@giotarox) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

”You should visit me at home sometime my mother would love you ”

TYSS to a priester

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Kristian (81) (@lordcat) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

“Hey would you know where I could get a sex doll in the likeness of Mary?”

TYSS when ordering off a a waiter in a Chinese restaurant

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kim (1) (@ominka) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

so whats REALLY in the chicken and broccoli?? hahah

tyss when in an art class, drawing the naked woman in the center of the room

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jetsetplayboy (8) (@jetsetplayboy) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

“…do we have enough paint for this?”

tyss at the bar when you’ve been hitting on a bodybuilder’s girl.

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Jon (0) (@awesomejon) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

“well i sure hope he doesnt go into a drunken roid rage”

tyss while sitting with three people in the back of a car

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Ellie (1,363)M (@tangledupinplaid21) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

“You guys smell like ass.”
TYSS to a hitchhiker you just picked up.

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