Things you shouldn’t say… (GAME)

“Damnit i wish i had my phone. At least i have a lot of cash in case something happens. So where am i taking you?”

TYSS to a police officer while protesting OWS

“hey what does that pepper spray smell like?”

TYSS while serving a jury duty

“he’s got a gun!!”

TYSS on facebook

“I have a life”

TYSS to Darth Vader

“Don’t try to frighten us with your sorcerous ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not[…] to find the rebels fortress.” (Gets forced choked)

TYSS while being arrested

“Are you tryin to go, bruh? You are trying to fight ME!? Lets go!” (proceeds to start fighting the cop

TYSS in a country club golf pro shop

“Dude, what is wrong with these sticks and balls? How are you supposed to play with these little things? And where’s the goalie equipment?”

TYSS to your grandpa

“Hey grandpa! You’re really good at faking a heart attack!”

TYSS to a metalhead

oh goodness i just got tickets to bieber’s concert! SURELY you wanna come yeah?

tyss to the cashier who is covered with ink and piercings when buying your beer

sooo….how smashed were you when you got that one?

TYSS to a TSA official on Christmas.

I’m sorry but I’m going to have to probe YOUR ass

TYSS to an art student

“I’m studying to have a real career.”
TYSS to your mother on Thanksgiving.

“Want me to stuff your turky? Err, I mean help you stuff that turky *wink*”

TYSS to a bishop

So how’re the kids?

TYSS to a newlywed couple

“wedlock is a padlock”

TYSS to to your kids on christmas morning when you realise you forgot to put out the santa presents.

Oh no! I think Santa didn’t like your behaviour this year! (long pause) JK, They’re on top of mommy’s wardrobe. 0.o

TYSS to a homeless person

“Can I have that box to move with? I only need one more and I don’t want to have to break this 20 to get it…”
TYSS to a mime.

“Sweet home alley-bama, right?”

TYSS to mr T

“can you mime the sinking of the titanic?”
“any good at suicide?”
“haha, here’s some fake money for your fake entertainment.”

TYSS to someone eating fishsticks

“fitting 9 fishsticks in my mouth doesn’t make me gay.. right?”

TYSS to someone beating up santa.

“I don’t have any cash on me so I’m gonna have to pay you in high fives”

TYSS at the urinal in a busy bathroom

“show me yours and I’ll show you mine? oh no matter, I can see it already”
“Hi, I’m George Michaels, could you just lend me a hand over here for a minute?”
“bahahahahahahahahah!” (while pointing at your neighbour >>>>)
(while backing up to the urinal with your pants around your ankles) “the stalls are all full so don’t mind me…”

TYSS to a quick witted comedian while surrounded by his fans.

i know what you did last night ;) no seriously, i heard you.

tyss when in church