Gimmie a screaming orgasm, and I’ll give you sex on the beach.
Things you shouldn’t say to your mother.
“show me yours and I’ll show you mine? oh no matter, I can see it already”
“Hi, I’m George Michaels, could you just lend me a hand over here for a minute?”
“bahahahahahahahahah!” (while pointing at your neighbour >>>>)
(while backing up to the urinal with your pants around your ankles) “the stalls are all full so don’t mind me…”
TYSS to a quick witted comedian while surrounded by his fans.