Things you shouldn’t say… (GAME)

Em (@emily) 10 years, 5 months ago

Gimmie a screaming orgasm, and I’ll give you sex on the beach.

Things you shouldn’t say to your mother.

November 24, 2011 at 8:00 am
conglistedsoldier (18) (@mumbojumbo63) 10 years, 5 months ago ago

“Damnit i wish i had my phone. At least i have a lot of cash in case something happens. So where am i taking you?”

TYSS to a police officer while protesting OWS

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Jon (0) (@awesomejon) 10 years, 5 months ago ago

“hey what does that pepper spray smell like?”

TYSS while serving a jury duty

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elton (0) (@elton) 10 years, 5 months ago ago

“he’s got a gun!!”

TYSS on facebook

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Manimal (2,998) (@manimal) 10 years, 5 months ago ago

“I have a life”

TYSS to Darth Vader

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Ryan (30) (@ryanj) 10 years, 5 months ago ago

“Don’t try to frighten us with your sorcerous ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not[…] to find the rebels fortress.” (Gets forced choked)

TYSS while being arrested

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conglistedsoldier (18) (@mumbojumbo63) 10 years, 5 months ago ago

“Are you tryin to go, bruh? You are trying to fight ME!? Lets go!” (proceeds to start fighting the cop

TYSS in a country club golf pro shop

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Manimal (2,998) (@manimal) 10 years, 5 months ago ago

“Dude, what is wrong with these sticks and balls? How are you supposed to play with these little things? And where’s the goalie equipment?”

TYSS to your grandpa

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Kristian (81) (@lordcat) 10 years, 5 months ago ago

“Hey grandpa! You’re really good at faking a heart attack!”

TYSS to a metalhead

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kim (1) (@ominka) 10 years, 5 months ago ago

oh goodness i just got tickets to bieber’s concert! SURELY you wanna come yeah?

tyss to the cashier who is covered with ink and piercings when buying your beer

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Flynnstone (813) (@flynnstone) 10 years, 5 months ago ago

sooo….how smashed were you when you got that one?

TYSS to a TSA official on Christmas.

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Kristian (81) (@lordcat) 10 years, 5 months ago ago

I’m sorry but I’m going to have to probe YOUR ass

TYSS to an art student

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Megan Wilson (5) (@poefan2490) 10 years, 5 months ago ago

“I’m studying to have a real career.”
TYSS to your mother on Thanksgiving.

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Manimal (2,998) (@manimal) 10 years, 5 months ago ago

“Want me to stuff your turky? Err, I mean help you stuff that turky *wink*”

TYSS to a bishop

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Bryan Hellard (307)M (@xyver) 10 years, 5 months ago ago

So how’re the kids?

TYSS to a newlywed couple

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elton (0) (@elton) 10 years, 5 months ago ago

“wedlock is a padlock”

TYSS to to your kids on christmas morning when you realise you forgot to put out the santa presents.

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Damasias (21) (@nan0fire) 10 years, 5 months ago ago

Oh no! I think Santa didn’t like your behaviour this year! (long pause) JK, They’re on top of mommy’s wardrobe. 0.o

TYSS to a homeless person

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Ellie (1,363)M (@tangledupinplaid21) 10 years, 5 months ago ago

“Can I have that box to move with? I only need one more and I don’t want to have to break this 20 to get it…”
TYSS to a mime.

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Manimal (2,998) (@manimal) 10 years, 5 months ago ago

“Sweet home alley-bama, right?”

TYSS to mr T

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elton (0) (@elton) 10 years, 5 months ago ago

“can you mime the sinking of the titanic?”
“any good at suicide?”
“haha, here’s some fake money for your fake entertainment.”

TYSS to someone eating fishsticks

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Matt Vine (3) (@mztt) 10 years, 5 months ago ago

“fitting 9 fishsticks in my mouth doesn’t make me gay.. right?”

TYSS to someone beating up santa.

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Em (473) (@emily) 10 years, 5 months ago ago

“You got the wrong guy! I was with your mom last night!”
TYSS when you get into cab.

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Joe Jordan (3) (@flighta7x) 10 years, 5 months ago ago

“I don’t have any cash on me so I’m gonna have to pay you in high fives”

TYSS at the urinal in a busy bathroom

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elton (0) (@elton) 10 years, 5 months ago ago

“show me yours and I’ll show you mine? oh no matter, I can see it already”
“Hi, I’m George Michaels, could you just lend me a hand over here for a minute?”
“bahahahahahahahahah!” (while pointing at your neighbour >>>>)
(while backing up to the urinal with your pants around your ankles) “the stalls are all full so don’t mind me…”

TYSS to a quick witted comedian while surrounded by his fans.

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Em (473) (@emily) 10 years, 4 months ago ago

I would’ve rather watched my grandmother take a piss.
Things not to say to your neighbor when you see them in their driveway.

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kim (1) (@ominka) 10 years, 4 months ago ago

i know what you did last night ;) no seriously, i heard you.

tyss when in church

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