Things you shouldn’t say… (GAME)

Em (@emily) 10 years, 7 months ago

Gimmie a screaming orgasm, and I’ll give you sex on the beach.

Things you shouldn’t say to your mother.

November 24, 2011 at 8:00 am
Kirsten (1) (@kirsten) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

-stands up- “I’m going to use the bathroom now, could you pause or something?”

tyss to your child’s principal.

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Em (473) (@emily) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

So what are the exact precautions you guys take for a child molester to stay out of & away from the school–and how could this hypothetical person possibly get by them?
Things you shouldn’t say to a kid who just gave you a cookie they made.

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Anonymous (2) (@) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

You suck at baking! Curl up and die, you little brat.

Things you shouldn’t say to a man named ‘Dick’.

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Manimal (2,998) (@manimal) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

“I really hope your last name is Zucker or Head or Johnson.”

(I actually know a guy named Dick Jonson)

TYSS to a soccer mom

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Anonymous (8) (@) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

“So, do you also enjoy playing with balls?”

TYSS to a vegetarian

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elton (0) (@elton) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

@ Manimal – Dick Johnson is a famous racing car driver here in Aus lol

TYSS to a soccer mom

“is that fat kid yours? you have no chance of winning.”

TYSS to a north korean who is obviously faking being upset over the death of Kim Jong Il

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Em (473) (@emily) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

Shut the fuck up.
Things not to say when the condom breaks.

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Julia (120) (@collinsj2009) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

“That’s ok, I can’t imagine a penis that looks like yours is very fertile anyways.”

Things not to say when someone asks how you broke your hand.

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Manimal (2,998) (@manimal) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

“I… fell.. on a.. err.. a thing.. while… uhh walking to.. the kitchen. I don’t really remember how I broke it, ok, but I definitely didn’t break it by jerking off in a weird posture. Why are you asking me all these questions!?”

TYSS to a nun

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Dick (364) (@dick) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

Do they come with a cook book?
TYSS to a chemist?

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Em (473) (@emily) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

I always wanted to fuck the Earth Science teacher.
TYSS when you get caught checking out some chicks ass who was bending over.

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Em (473) (@emily) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

I always wanted to fuck the Earth Science teacher.
TYSS when you get caught checking out some chicks ass who was bending over.

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Anonymous (2) (@) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

(To someone next to you) Reminds me of your sister!

Things you shouldn’t say to your average unintelligent American.

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elton (0) (@elton) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

any sentence longer than 3 words

can you point to (insert any other country) on this map of the world?

spell ‘mum’

TYSS to your best friends’ girlfriend who you think is extremely hot, just as he’s dumping her.

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Anonymous (8) (@) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

Can I have your number?

TYSS to your mother-in-law

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Manimal (2,998) (@manimal) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

“You know how guys always tell their mothers-in-law that cliche about how she looks like a future version of his wife. Well, I was thinking about the future of our marriage and I wondered what the sex will be like. So how about you and I…”

TYSS to a pharaoh

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Megan Wilson (5) (@poefan2490) 10 years, 5 months ago ago

“The pyramids look impressive, but they’re still just piles of rocks.”
TYSS to King Henry VIII of England

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Em (473) (@emily) 10 years, 5 months ago ago

I heard there’s a widow in town who gets gang-banged when her husband’s not home!
Things not to say when you’re dropping a first date off after the date.

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Manimal (2,998) (@manimal) 10 years, 5 months ago ago

“That dinner was pretty damn expensive so I should at least get a bj, ungrateful bitch!”

TYSS to the arab guy sitting next to you on the bus wearing a martyr belt

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Em (473) (@emily) 10 years, 5 months ago ago

Have you ever seen 2 girls, 1 cup?
Things not to say to your college professor, who you bump into in the porn shop?

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Skye (1,627) (@skye) 10 years, 5 months ago ago

Sooooooooo. . . hows the Mrs. these days???

Things you shouldn’t say to your knocked up 16 year old girlfriend.

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Anonymous (2,654) (@) 10 years, 5 months ago ago

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Things you shouldn’t say on a broken tourist boat (no lights) between two islands in the middle of the night. People panicking and smelling smoke. (this is actually a true story but I won’t tell you what I said :D)

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Manimal (2,998) (@manimal) 10 years, 5 months ago ago

“Yes, finally! This is my moment!” and then start singing the cheesy theme song from Titanic.

Things you shouldn’t say to a japanophile.

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t-rav (25) (@travis) 10 years, 5 months ago ago

“We could use another little boy and fat man right about now.”

TYSS to Newt Gingrich.

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kim (1) (@ominka) 10 years, 5 months ago ago

haha your name sucks.

tyss during to to the guy running in the treadmill adjacent to you

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