Gimmie a screaming orgasm, and I’ll give you sex on the beach.
Things you shouldn’t say to your mother.
You suck at baking! Curl up and die, you little brat.
Things you shouldn’t say to a man named ‘Dick’.
“So, do you also enjoy playing with balls?”
TYSS to a vegetarian
“I… fell.. on a.. err.. a thing.. while… uhh walking to.. the kitchen. I don’t really remember how I broke it, ok, but I definitely didn’t break it by jerking off in a weird posture. Why are you asking me all these questions!?”
TYSS to a nun
(To someone next to you) Reminds me of your sister!
Things you shouldn’t say to your average unintelligent American.
Can I have your number?
TYSS to your mother-in-law
“You know how guys always tell their mothers-in-law that cliche about how she looks like a future version of his wife. Well, I was thinking about the future of our marriage and I wondered what the sex will be like. So how about you and I…”
TYSS to a pharaoh
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Things you shouldn’t say on a broken tourist boat (no lights) between two islands in the middle of the night. People panicking and smelling smoke. (this is actually a true story but I won’t tell you what I said :D)