Gimmie a screaming orgasm, and I’ll give you sex on the beach.
Things you shouldn’t say to your mother.
Why do you wear that cross around your neck? You think when Jesus comes back, he’s gonna wanna see that? (Aaaaw yeah Bill Hicks!)
How many priests does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it really must want to change first…
Things you shouldn’t say to a tree that can understand English and is conscious of it’s own existence
Childhood and drunk ? Awesome. I’ll use something from my repertoire.
Things you shouldn’t say to a fellow HEthen.