Things you shouldn’t say… (GAME)

Why do you wear that cross around your neck? You think when Jesus comes back, he’s gonna wanna see that? (Aaaaw yeah Bill Hicks!)

How many priests does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it really must want to change first…

Things you shouldn’t say to a tree that can understand English and is conscious of it’s own existence

bark.

tyss to yourself.

I am a worthless piece of shit!
tyss to Einstein

Your car needed a new paint job anyway.
TYSS to your childhood crush when you’re drunk.

Childhood and drunk ? Awesome. I’ll use something from my repertoire.
You’re ugly.
Things you shouldn’t say to a fellow HEthen.

fuck you
hahaha bet that really hasnt happened here… we are ossum
ummm, things you shouldnt say to a dying man/woman

See you in hell.

Things you shouldn’t tell someone who lost their job.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp0T0H9vD4c

Things you shouldn’t say in your sleep in prison. Wait, I got this one. In, mate
Things you shouldn’t say to a talking dog.

“Fighting in war seems pretty easy to me in videogames”

Things not to say to Joseph Kony.

“what’s the matter, feeling guilty?”

“hahahaha! you’re going to hell!!”

“guns are bad mmm-kaaayy??”

tyss to Judge Judy.

(knock knock) “ummm, excuse me sir, I was just in the neighbourhood collecting on behalf of the missing children’s foundation…”

tyss to Jason Russell

This one goes for the ladies.

“Is it in yet?”

Just be glad it was the short bus.

TYSS when your first born admits they lost their virginity.

I can’t see any good in you.

TYSS to anyone.

Lets go bar hopping!

TYSS to yourself out in public

Finally, I’ve been waiting on you for hours!.. Where are the others!?
heh

Things you shouldn’t say to a cop

Don’t drop the soap!

Things you shouldn’t say to a Nazi

“You know there is a sale on coat hangers right?”

Things you shouldn’t say to Jesus

I know a good exorcist

Things you shouldn’t say to your dad

“Hey! …uh, you mind changin’ my tap water into beer…you know, just fer the weekend?”

Things you shouldn’t say to to your doctor while getting a prostate exam…