Things you shouldn’t say… (GAME)

Em (@emily) 10 years, 5 months ago

Gimmie a screaming orgasm, and I’ll give you sex on the beach.

Things you shouldn’t say to your mother.

November 24, 2011 at 8:00 am
patience (147) (@patience) 10 years, 3 months ago ago

Why do you wear that cross around your neck? You think when Jesus comes back, he’s gonna wanna see that? (Aaaaw yeah Bill Hicks!)

How many priests does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it really must want to change first…

Things you shouldn’t say to a tree that can understand English and is conscious of it’s own existence

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Gianpaolo (20) (@garvamel) 10 years, 3 months ago ago

bark.

tyss to yourself.

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Megan Wilson (5) (@poefan2490) 10 years, 3 months ago ago

I am a worthless piece of shit!
tyss to Einstein

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Em (473) (@emily) 10 years, 3 months ago ago

You’ll never get laid with that hair cut you dumb shit!!
Things not to say when you open your car door, and slam it into the person’s car door next to you.

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Megan Wilson (5) (@poefan2490) 10 years, 2 months ago ago

Your car needed a new paint job anyway.
TYSS to your childhood crush when you’re drunk.

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Anonymous (2,654) (@) 10 years, 2 months ago ago

Childhood and drunk ? Awesome. I’ll use something from my repertoire.
You’re ugly.
Things you shouldn’t say to a fellow HEthen.

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vishnu (1,235) (@vizznou) 10 years, 2 months ago ago

fuck you
hahaha bet that really hasnt happened here… we are ossum
ummm, things you shouldnt say to a dying man/woman

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Rusty Rose (42)C (@russelldinho) 10 years, 2 months ago ago

See you in hell.

Things you shouldn’t tell someone who lost their job.

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Anonymous (2,654) (@) 10 years, 2 months ago ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp0T0H9vD4c

Things you shouldn’t say in your sleep in prison. Wait, I got this one. In, mate
Things you shouldn’t say to a talking dog.

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Em (473) (@emily) 10 years, 2 months ago ago

Haha nice Sasho :)
“So what’s your obsession with shit & assholes?”
Things not to say to a bitter war veteran.

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whitepanda (456) (@whitepanda) 10 years, 2 months ago ago

“Fighting in war seems pretty easy to me in videogames”

Things not to say to Joseph Kony.

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elton (0) (@elton) 10 years, 2 months ago ago

“what’s the matter, feeling guilty?”

“hahahaha! you’re going to hell!!”

“guns are bad mmm-kaaayy??”

tyss to Judge Judy.

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elton (0) (@elton) 10 years, 2 months ago ago

(knock knock) “ummm, excuse me sir, I was just in the neighbourhood collecting on behalf of the missing children’s foundation…”

tyss to Jason Russell

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Kevin (188) (@bigred) 10 years, 2 months ago ago

This one goes for the ladies.

“Is it in yet?”

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Em (473) (@emily) 10 years ago ago

Haha nice :)

Things you shouldn’t say to someone who just got sprayed with mud by a bus.

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Roseanne (12) (@rsupernault) 10 years ago ago

Just be glad it was the short bus.

TYSS when your first born admits they lost their virginity.

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SumtinProphetic (4,925) (@sumtinprophetic) 10 years ago ago

I can’t see any good in you.

TYSS to anyone.

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Em (473) (@emily) 10 years ago ago

Your dad really should’ve pulled out.

TYSS to a recovering alcoholic.

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Skye (1,627) (@skye) 10 years ago ago

Lets go bar hopping!

TYSS to yourself out in public

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Kevin (12) (@mongie52) 10 years ago ago

Finally, I’ve been waiting on you for hours!.. Where are the others!?
heh

Things you shouldn’t say to a cop

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Eric (1,819)M (@blankey) 10 years ago ago

Don’t drop the soap!

Things you shouldn’t say to a Nazi

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Em (473) (@emily) 9 years, 11 months ago ago

You’re really just a big dick.

Things you shouldn’t say to a pregnant woman.

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DaJetPlane (994)M (@lytning91) 9 years, 11 months ago ago

“You know there is a sale on coat hangers right?”

Things you shouldn’t say to Jesus

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Carina (99) (@misssunbeam) 9 years, 11 months ago ago

I know a good exorcist

Things you shouldn’t say to your dad

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epgohlke (35) (@epgohlke) 9 years, 11 months ago ago

“Hey! …uh, you mind changin’ my tap water into beer…you know, just fer the weekend?”

Things you shouldn’t say to to your doctor while getting a prostate exam…

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