Things you shouldn’t say… (GAME)

Em (@emily) 10 years, 7 months ago

Gimmie a screaming orgasm, and I’ll give you sex on the beach.

Things you shouldn’t say to your mother.

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DaJetPlane (994)M (@lytning91) 10 years ago ago

@epgohlke, “I’ve never felt like this before…”

Things you shouldn’t say to elderly person

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Skullpanda3433 (9) (@skullpanda3433) 10 years ago ago

“You wanted a vanilla cake? We’ll get you one next year, if there is a next year for you.”

Things you shouldn’t say to an anorexic.

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Em (473) (@emily) 10 years ago ago

Do you wear diapers yet?
Things not to say to a mom on a playground.

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DaJetPlane (994)M (@lytning91) 10 years ago ago

@emily, “Sure is a lot of potential out here today”

Things not to say to before you come

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Carina (99) (@misssunbeam) 10 years ago ago

Fertilize me!

Things not to say when you enter a room

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DaJetPlane (994)M (@lytning91) 10 years ago ago

@misssunbeam, this one made me lol. I’ll wait a turn or two.

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Skye (1,627) (@skye) 10 years ago ago

I just took a shit bigger than a fucking tree

Things you shouldn’t say to a teenage girl

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DaJetPlane (994)M (@lytning91) 10 years ago ago

@skye, forget food, it’s that birth control that makes you look SO fat.

Things you shouldn’t say when you are drunk

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@lytning91, “Dude, you know who I should call and say hi to? My ex.”

Things you shouldn’t say to a nightclub bouncer.

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Em (473) (@emily) 10 years ago ago

@skullpanda3433, I just noticed we answered at the same time. To answer YOUR question: “Those pants are looking a little tight sweetheart.”

@donjaime23, “Dare me to drop my pants & piss on the floor right here, right now.”

Things not to say to a chick who just got dumped.

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Th-0m (43) (@0negative) 10 years ago ago

On the Phone “Omg what! Justin Bieber died today?”

Things you shouldn’t say while passing Tween Girls.

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DaJetPlane (994)M (@lytning91) 10 years ago ago

@0negative, “I can’t believe she would hang out with someone SO HIDEOUS!”

Things you should never say to the first intelligent life we find outside of our planet

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maddyjane (35) (@maddyjane) 10 years ago ago

Why the fuck do you look like that? Gaggg! Uhhh, i mean, we come in peace.

What you shouldn’t say to the morman that walks up to you when you happen to be outside or decide to answer the door

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Joe Jordan (3) (@flighta7x) 10 years ago ago

I’m for the whole multiple wives thing but you can shove the rest of your religion up your ass!

Things you shouldn’t say to the people waiting in line after you get off of a roller coaster.

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DaJetPlane (994)M (@lytning91) 10 years ago ago

@flighta7x, “Man, who knew there was THAT much blood in our bodies…”

Things you shouldn’t say to the president.

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maddyjane (35) (@maddyjane) 10 years ago ago

“now, i know you inhaled, but would you like to partake in this joint”

what you shouldn’t confess to a catholic preist (if you ever were to confront one)

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M.Johnson (18) (@moozy) 10 years ago ago

“it’s laundry day so I’m not wearing any underpants.”

Things you shouldn’t say when a girl gives you her number

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@moozy, “Hey, this is the number from the stall in the men’s room!”

Things you shouldn’t say to a travel agent

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M.Johnson (18) (@moozy) 10 years ago ago

@donjaime23, “I’m looking for a great vacation spot that doesn’t extradite back to the US.”

Things you shouldn’t say while watching a Tyler Perry movie

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DaJetPlane (994)M (@lytning91) 10 years ago ago

@moozy, “The South will RISE AGAIN!”

Things you shouldn’t say to a horse breeder

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Brooke (0) (@iamjackson369) 10 years ago ago

@lytning91, “How much for an hour?”

What not to say when your spouse catches you cheating.

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James (100) (@ilooklikeawaterbottle) 10 years ago ago

@iamjackson369, “I swear this is the least of your worries!”

What not to say to a flight attendant

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DaJetPlane (994)M (@lytning91) 10 years ago ago

@ilooklikeawaterbottle, “Whose explosives do you have to detonate to get a bottle of water around here?”

Things not to say to the in-laws.

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LoveBeforeAllElse (27) (@codyhillock) 10 years ago ago

I don’t Believe in reality persay. I believe it’s more likely that we co-create this reality and that all religions are true. I’ve come to that conclusion threw studying quantum mechanics and meditation. But I’m open to being wrong. What’s your opinion?

Things not to say in the mcdonalds drive threw.

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phanci3 (46) (@phanci3) 10 years ago ago

. @codyhillock,
Things not to say in the mcdonalds drive threw.
Can I get a whopper please?

Things not to say at a wedding.

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