Things you shouldn’t say… (GAME)

@epgohlke, “I’ve never felt like this before…”

Things you shouldn’t say to elderly person

“You wanted a vanilla cake? We’ll get you one next year, if there is a next year for you.”

Things you shouldn’t say to an anorexic.

@emily, “Sure is a lot of potential out here today”

Things not to say to before you come

Fertilize me!

Things not to say when you enter a room

@misssunbeam, this one made me lol. I’ll wait a turn or two.

I just took a shit bigger than a fucking tree

Things you shouldn’t say to a teenage girl

@skye, forget food, it’s that birth control that makes you look SO fat.

Things you shouldn’t say when you are drunk

@lytning91, “Dude, you know who I should call and say hi to? My ex.”

Things you shouldn’t say to a nightclub bouncer.

On the Phone “Omg what! Justin Bieber died today?”

Things you shouldn’t say while passing Tween Girls.

@0negative, “I can’t believe she would hang out with someone SO HIDEOUS!”

Things you should never say to the first intelligent life we find outside of our planet

Why the fuck do you look like that? Gaggg! Uhhh, i mean, we come in peace.

What you shouldn’t say to the morman that walks up to you when you happen to be outside or decide to answer the door

I’m for the whole multiple wives thing but you can shove the rest of your religion up your ass!

Things you shouldn’t say to the people waiting in line after you get off of a roller coaster.

@flighta7x, “Man, who knew there was THAT much blood in our bodies…”

Things you shouldn’t say to the president.

“now, i know you inhaled, but would you like to partake in this joint”

what you shouldn’t confess to a catholic preist (if you ever were to confront one)

“it’s laundry day so I’m not wearing any underpants.”

Things you shouldn’t say when a girl gives you her number

@moozy, “Hey, this is the number from the stall in the men’s room!”

Things you shouldn’t say to a travel agent

@donjaime23, “I’m looking for a great vacation spot that doesn’t extradite back to the US.”

Things you shouldn’t say while watching a Tyler Perry movie

@moozy, “The South will RISE AGAIN!”

Things you shouldn’t say to a horse breeder

@lytning91, “How much for an hour?”

What not to say when your spouse catches you cheating.

@iamjackson369, “I swear this is the least of your worries!”

What not to say to a flight attendant

@ilooklikeawaterbottle, “Whose explosives do you have to detonate to get a bottle of water around here?”

Things not to say to the in-laws.

I don’t Believe in reality persay. I believe it’s more likely that we co-create this reality and that all religions are true. I’ve come to that conclusion threw studying quantum mechanics and meditation. But I’m open to being wrong. What’s your opinion?

Things not to say in the mcdonalds drive threw.

. @codyhillock,
Things not to say in the mcdonalds drive threw.
Can I get a whopper please?

Things not to say at a wedding.