Things you shouldn’t say… (GAME)

@phanci3, Lucky girl, he’s great in bed!

Things not to say to someone with a terminal disease

@misssunbeam, “Get well soon”

Things not to say to a feminist

@lytning91, You fight like a girl

Things you shouldn’t say to your country’s leader

Better luck next time.

Things you shouldn’t say to a frat boy.

dung beetles ingest larvae that cat shit grows when peepee leaves mold on it in the toilet.

things you shouldn’t say to your defense lawyer.

@idiocyinbubbles, Don’t worry, I hid the body in your backyard.

Things you shouldn’t say to your ex (who turned out to be gay)

@emily,
“You would not believe how easy it was to get this bomb in here.”

Things not to say while on the phone in the stall.

i used this gem when i got pulled over leaving a festival:

i waved my hand slowly and said to the cop “this is not the vehicle you want to pull over”

his response?
“get out of the car Obi-Wan”

Things not to say to a cop when tripping on acid

“Sometimes I’ll go down to the dog pound and pretend that they found my dog. Then i tell them to kill him anyway, because i already got rid of all his stuff.”

things not to say to the PETA lady in the mall handing out flyers and other propaganda. seriously that bitch got really lit up over that one. animal activists have no sense of humor.

@phanci3, buy a dictionary please

“oh hey, do you ever kill your own meat? like have you butchered an animal before? i hear that dog is good, and cat is kind of exotic. I wonder if penguins taste like chicken….”

things not to say to the priest in confessional

i have to say this. seriously are the youth in this country so fucking dumb? are you illiterate? some of the posts from the younger generation leaves me with a sense of dread and impending doom for the future of humanity. read their threads and you will see what i mean. it is a drive through or drive thru for short, not a drive threw, you fucking dunces.

things you should say to the poorly educated youth of the country who are on the internet instead of studying or at least trying to learn some of the basic skills required to get along in this world. i’m not talking physics or chemistry here, just the basics like being able to fucking spell and complete simple calculations, grammar would do wonders for some of the disillusioned Beiber youth of America. I had to explain to a rather dumb looking girl at work the other day that grammar is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack-off a horse. She didn’t get it…even after i wrote it down. We are fucked when these demon seeds inherit the world.

“forgive me father, you wont be my first”

things you shouldn’t say when your girl tells you she’s pregnant