Things you shouldn’t say… (GAME)

Em (@emily) 10 years, 7 months ago

Gimmie a screaming orgasm, and I’ll give you sex on the beach.

Things you shouldn’t say to your mother.

November 24, 2011 at 8:00 am
Manimal (2,998) (@manimal) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

Hey pope, could you please point out God in this periodic table of elements?

Hey pope, have you seen my son?

Things not to say to the dentist

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Amanda (9) (@lilone) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

So, I hear your experienced with child molestation cases, do you have any advice for Jerry Sandusky?

Things not to say in a public bathroom

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Ellie (1,363)M (@tangledupinplaid21) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

Do I get to get inside your mouth after this?
Things not to say to an evangelical Christian.

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Martijn Schirp (112,780)A (@martijn) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

God is dead.

Things not to your friend who is tripping.

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Ellie (1,363)M (@tangledupinplaid21) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

HAHAHA!!!
Are you okay? You look like you’re freaking out! What’s wrong?!
Things not to say to your philosophy professor.

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Alex (551) (@hollowinfinity) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

Psychology is better! :P

Things not to say to the bartender.

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Ellie (1,363)M (@tangledupinplaid21) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

Mom, AA is a fucking cult.
Things you shouldn’t say to yourself.

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Haakon (5) (@hawcon) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

What would happen if I pull this red wire that says “emergency” on?

Things you shouldn’t say to a stranger in the sauna.

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Manimal (2,998) (@manimal) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

That’s a nice big sack/rack you’ve got there. Wanna rate mine?

Things you shouldn’t say to your sex ed teacher

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Ka (308) (@kaciula) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

So when do you start taking your clothes off?

Things you shouldn’t say to your 90 year old grandfather.

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Haakon (5) (@hawcon) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“How’s it hanging, bro?” …Actually, that’s something I might’ve said after all.
“So, how did you enjoy your stay over in Auschwitz? Must’ve been a killer party over there”.

Things you shouldn’t say to your wife while she’s in in labor.

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daveb (119) (@daveb) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

keep pushing honey I can see one of the tentacles!!!

things you shouldn’t say on a crowded subway train

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Ka (308) (@kaciula) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

Does anyone know how to diffuse a bomb?

Things you shouldn’t say to your guru.

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BirdFlyingHigh (152) (@birdflyinghigh) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

So when are you going to teach me how to read minds again?

Things you shouldn’t say to a five year old

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Ellie (1,363)M (@tangledupinplaid21) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

Don’t ask questions.
Things you shouldn’t say to your waitress.

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Anonymous (4) (@) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

Sorry, I don’t have a tip.

Things you shouldn’t say at a fancy dinner party.

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Ellie (1,363)M (@tangledupinplaid21) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

So why are y’all so fuckin prissy?
Things you shouldn’t say over a megaphone at a Christmas party.

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Manimal (2,998) (@manimal) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“Hey everybody, listen up! I accidentally put the wrong labels on my presents, so if anyone gets a dildo, please give it to my wife.”

Things you should’t say to an old lady you’re walking across the street.

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Dan (890) (@danfontaine) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

Are we having a moment??
Things you shouldn’t say to someone who’s on their way up (shrooms/acid/etc).

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Charlotte (0) (@char922) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

The cops are here!

Things you should say to a funeral directer?

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Dan (890) (@danfontaine) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

Are you worried that whoever directs your funeral will do like.. a shitty job?
Things not to say to a Mother breast feeding in public.

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Anonymous (4) (@) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

Would you mind filling this glass up for me. I’m parched.

Things not to say while running passed someone.

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Manimal (2,998) (@manimal) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“Got your nose! Catch me if you can!”

Things not to say to the grim reaper

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Randall (2) (@randall) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

Could I borrow that ‘broom’ please?

HAHA that costume, you’re killing me.

I think mines bigger than yours :o

TNTST your doctor

btw awesome game ;)

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