Things you shouldn’t say… (GAME)

Em (@emily) 10 years, 7 months ago

Gimmie a screaming orgasm, and I’ll give you sex on the beach.

Things you shouldn’t say to your mother.

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Manimal (2,998) (@manimal) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“Could you please give me some more morphine? Ahh, that’s better. Gimme some more! More!”

“Hey doctor, pull my finger”

Things not to say to the guy who’s robbing you

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Em (473) (@emily) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“I saw an add that they’re hiring at McDonald’s.” or…
“Yyyyyeah I think you’re bluffing.”

Things not to say to a pregnant woman.

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Manimal (2,998) (@manimal) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“Remember that movie with that pregnant woman, and when she gives birth the baby turns out to be a monster and kills everyone? What if that would happen for real? I’m glad I’m not pregnant.”

“Hey, let me show you my new tae kwan do kick.”

Things not to say to santa, when you’re sitting in his lap

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Sisyphus (48) (@sisyphus) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

” Damn, Mrs. Claus sure knows how to take it bro…”

Things not to say to Jesus.

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Milo (57) (@milo) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“Lol Jesus, you ever heard Nine Inch Nails?”

Things not to say to a girl whose boyfriend has recently passed away in an ATV accident.

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Amy (4) (@amyelizabeth) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“Hey, so sorry about your loss. If only I had remembered to fix that damn steering column…”

Things not to say to your friend who just got married

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Milo (57) (@milo) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“Hit it and quit it bro”

Things not to say to the pregnant teenager.

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Amy (4) (@amyelizabeth) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“Imagine trying to fit a basketball in a water bottle…”

Things not to say to the pregnant teen’s father.

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conglistedsoldier (18) (@mumbojumbo63) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“So how do you think it happened? You know, your daughter and everything..”

TNTS to a skydiver midway down to earth

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Watercolour (13) (@watercolourgem) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“You shouldn’t have let sex get to your head.” ;)

Things not to say to a guy dressed in tight leather pants.

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Em (473) (@emily) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“Dude I forgot to tell you something!! Don’t forget to…..(wind is blowing too loud to hear them)..”
Things not to say to someone about to go on stage.

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Watercolour (13) (@watercolourgem) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“Break a leg.” That shite of it being a good luck thing is bull. Alot of acts have been falling off stages. lol

Things not to say to a guy wearing tight leather pants and a pink silk shirt.

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Skye (1,627) (@skye) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“Rawr!! Some one looks quite fris-kay tonight”

Things not to say to a newlywed bride.

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Jennifer (0) (@cabanakiwi) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

Pssst! (I guess this was the only reasonable thing to do since you obviously got knocked up – but I have to say, you’re carrying it well…I only really notice it in your face and gut)

TNTS when a girl scout knocks on your door.

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Em (473) (@emily) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“So when’s your 18th birthday?”
Things not to say while purchasing condoms.

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1.61803399 (247) (@drunkmonkmeth) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“they’re for your mom.”

Things not to say while held up by gunpoint in a Mexican brothel.

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Jennifer (0) (@cabanakiwi) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

Do they carry this brand in the pet aisle?

TNTS when you’re getting robbed at gunpoint.

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Jennifer (0) (@cabanakiwi) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“I could go for a Fourth Meal right about now? Huh? HUH?! Let’s hit the border, amigos!”

TNTS when you’re stranded with your best friend in a Shouldn’t Be Alive scenerio.

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elton (0) (@elton) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“wanna go again?”

TNTS to the surgeon while you’re getting a vasectomy.

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Em (473) (@emily) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“I had no idea that was your sister!”
Things not to say when you wake up next to a stranger.

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Em (473) (@emily) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“I had no idea that was your sister!”
Things not to say when you wake up next to a stranger.

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Randall (2) (@randall) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

Freeze! I’m a cop, and you’re under arrest for mass suicide! (Thinks of the south park cop in that prostitute episode ;) )

TNTS when being busted for having no train ticket.

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Manimal (2,998) (@manimal) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“No, YOU show ME YOUR ticket.”

“Oh, mr. train guy isn’t there ANY other way I can pay for this” (think 80s porno)

TNTS when you’re busted hotboxing your car

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Amalie Starlit (1) (@oline50) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“I don’t know what you are talking ’bout silly cop…This is not weed it’s something else…”

TNTS when the teacher asks you somthing and you don’t know the answer

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Amalie Starlit (1) (@oline50) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“I don’t know what you are talking ’bout silly cop…This is not weed it’s something else…”

TNTS when the teacher asks you somthing and you don’t know the answer

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