Things you shouldn’t say… (GAME)

“I’m calling my lawyer”

TNTS to your daughter

“I’m calling my lawyer”

TNTS to your daughter

“you used to be a boy”

“i’m dating your best friend”

TNST to aliens who have just abducted you

“you used to be a boy”

“i’m dating your best friend”

TNST to aliens who have just abducted you

“Oh yes! Do you have any… bigger probes?”

TNTS to a ninja

“Oh yes! Do you have any… bigger probes?”

TNTS to a ninja

“so do you have any cool stories, do you have a personal trainer, hey, are you listening, hey, is this what you do for a living, why did you become a ninja, do you kill people, what is this for, what are these for, hey, do you want to be a ninja your whollleee life, if i have contacts do you think IIII could be a ninja??”

TNTS to the president on a news interview on live tv

“so do you have any cool stories, do you have a personal trainer, hey, are you listening, hey, is this what you do for a living, why did you become a ninja, do you kill people, what is this for, what are these for, hey, do you want to be a ninja your whollleee life, if i have contacts do you think IIII could be a ninja??”

TNTS to the president on a news interview on live tv

“9/11 was an inside job!!!”

TNTS to a communist

“9/11 was an inside job!!!”

TNTS to a communist

“you lost the cold war”

“that’s a copyright infringement”

“get a job”

“where’s the nearest mcdonalds?”

TNTS to a lion tamer while he/she is being attacked by a lion

“you lost the cold war”

“that’s a copyright infringement”

“get a job”

“where’s the nearest mcdonalds?”

TNTS to a lion tamer while he/she is being attacked by a lion

ok then….

“can you give me a hand?”

TNTS to your abseiling instructor

“What was your name again?”

TNTS to a blind pedestrian.

Dude, you’ve gotta SEE this!
TNTS to a quadriplegic.

We buried Mom today.

TNTS to a homeless person.

So where do you live???

TNTS to a super religious teacher

Are we learning about evolution today?

TNTS to your best friends girl/boyfriend

“…are you gonna eat that?”

Things not to say after getting off with a warning from a cop.

I haven’t gotten off like that in years.

Things not to say to someone next to you on the bus.

“was that you or is there a dead rat under the seat?”

“that’s not a knife…this is a knife”

“GET OFF THE [email protected]#K!NG PHONE!!!” (actually this one you should say;)

TNTS to a crowd of occupy wall street protestors

“Don’t you have debt you should be paying off?”

“Yeah so I’m going to need you to come in on Saturdaaaay. mmmkay? oh, and I’m actually going to need you on sunday too. That’d be greaaaat.”

The obvious “get a job” strengthens resolve and proves their point. Maybe that’s a do say?

Things not to shout in a theater full of screaming prepubescent twilight fans.

“Omg people IT’S JUST A MOVIE!”

Things not to say in the supermarket.