Things you shouldn’t say… (GAME)

Em (@emily) 10 years, 7 months ago

Gimmie a screaming orgasm, and I’ll give you sex on the beach.

Things you shouldn’t say to your mother.

November 24, 2011 at 8:00 am
Manimal (2,998) (@manimal) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“I’m calling my lawyer”

TNTS to your daughter

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Manimal (2,998) (@manimal) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“I’m calling my lawyer”

TNTS to your daughter

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elton (0) (@elton) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“you used to be a boy”

“i’m dating your best friend”

TNST to aliens who have just abducted you

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elton (0) (@elton) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“you used to be a boy”

“i’m dating your best friend”

TNST to aliens who have just abducted you

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Manimal (2,998) (@manimal) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“Oh yes! Do you have any… bigger probes?”

TNTS to a ninja

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Manimal (2,998) (@manimal) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“Oh yes! Do you have any… bigger probes?”

TNTS to a ninja

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conglistedsoldier (18) (@mumbojumbo63) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“so do you have any cool stories, do you have a personal trainer, hey, are you listening, hey, is this what you do for a living, why did you become a ninja, do you kill people, what is this for, what are these for, hey, do you want to be a ninja your whollleee life, if i have contacts do you think IIII could be a ninja??”

TNTS to the president on a news interview on live tv

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conglistedsoldier (18) (@mumbojumbo63) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“so do you have any cool stories, do you have a personal trainer, hey, are you listening, hey, is this what you do for a living, why did you become a ninja, do you kill people, what is this for, what are these for, hey, do you want to be a ninja your whollleee life, if i have contacts do you think IIII could be a ninja??”

TNTS to the president on a news interview on live tv

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Manimal (2,998) (@manimal) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“9/11 was an inside job!!!”

TNTS to a communist

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Manimal (2,998) (@manimal) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“9/11 was an inside job!!!”

TNTS to a communist

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elton (0) (@elton) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“you lost the cold war”

“that’s a copyright infringement”

“get a job”

“where’s the nearest mcdonalds?”

TNTS to a lion tamer while he/she is being attacked by a lion

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elton (0) (@elton) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“you lost the cold war”

“that’s a copyright infringement”

“get a job”

“where’s the nearest mcdonalds?”

TNTS to a lion tamer while he/she is being attacked by a lion

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elton (0) (@elton) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

ok then….

“can you give me a hand?”

TNTS to your abseiling instructor

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Em (473) (@emily) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

Your ass looks huge from down here…make sure you secure those ropes good ok?
Things not to say in the middle of having sex.

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Nick (0) (@pittgiant11) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“What was your name again?”

TNTS to a blind pedestrian.

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Ellie (1,363)M (@tangledupinplaid21) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

Dude, you’ve gotta SEE this!
TNTS to a quadriplegic.

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Evan (1) (@mathais43) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

We buried Mom today.

TNTS to a homeless person.

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Skye (1,627) (@skye) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

So where do you live???

TNTS to a super religious teacher

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EEL (5,364) (@mindlessfreak30) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

Are we learning about evolution today?

TNTS to your best friends girl/boyfriend

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Em (473) (@emily) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“Wanna go make out?”
Things not to say while someone’s in the stall next to you.

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jetsetplayboy (8) (@jetsetplayboy) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“…are you gonna eat that?”

Things not to say after getting off with a warning from a cop.

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Robyn-Lia (6) (@robynlia) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

I haven’t gotten off like that in years.

Things not to say to someone next to you on the bus.

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elton (0) (@elton) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“was that you or is there a dead rat under the seat?”

“that’s not a knife…this is a knife”

“GET OFF THE [email protected]#K!NG PHONE!!!” (actually this one you should say;)

TNTS to a crowd of occupy wall street protestors

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Max Moon (6) (@maxmoon) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“Don’t you have debt you should be paying off?”

“Yeah so I’m going to need you to come in on Saturdaaaay. mmmkay? oh, and I’m actually going to need you on sunday too. That’d be greaaaat.”

The obvious “get a job” strengthens resolve and proves their point. Maybe that’s a do say?

Things not to shout in a theater full of screaming prepubescent twilight fans.

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Amalie Starlit (1) (@oline50) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“Omg people IT’S JUST A MOVIE!”

Things not to say in the supermarket.

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