Gimmie a screaming orgasm, and I’ll give you sex on the beach.
Things you shouldn’t say to your mother.
Edit: Darn, you were quicker than me Ellie! :D
“The ja…jaaa….JAP…j-j-j-j-j……JAPS are HERE!”
“I don’t think that condom brand suits you, try this one instead”
“Son, you’re adopted”
“Son, how come there’s a smelly cucumber in the fridge?”
TNTS to Hitler
“Hello boss, can I take a day off tomorrow? I know, I know, you need all of us to be there and beat the crap out of some untermensch… but it’s my daughter’s bar mitzvah and it’s really hard to find a rabbi around here these days.”
TNTS to Jeffry Dahmer