Things you shouldn’t say… (GAME)

Em (@emily) 10 years, 7 months ago

Gimmie a screaming orgasm, and I’ll give you sex on the beach.

Things you shouldn’t say to your mother.

November 24, 2011 at 8:00 am
Ellie (1,363)M (@tangledupinplaid21) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“Anyone mind if I take my clothes off?!”
Things not to say to your bicurious son.

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Haakon (5) (@hawcon) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

Edit: Darn, you were quicker than me Ellie! :D

Supermarket:
“The ja…jaaa….JAP…j-j-j-j-j……JAPS are HERE!”
“I don’t think that condom brand suits you, try this one instead”

Bicurious son:
“Son, you’re adopted”
“Son, how come there’s a smelly cucumber in the fridge?”

TNTS to Hitler

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Manimal (2,998) (@manimal) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“Hello boss, can I take a day off tomorrow? I know, I know, you need all of us to be there and beat the crap out of some untermensch… but it’s my daughter’s bar mitzvah and it’s really hard to find a rabbi around here these days.”

TNTS to Jeffry Dahmer

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Ellie (1,363)M (@tangledupinplaid21) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“You gonna eat the rest of that?”
TNTS to a Buddhist monk.

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Evan (1) (@mathais43) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“Check out the new orange curtains I made for the monastery windows.”

TNTS to Herman Cain

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Michael Peters (0) (@gofindmike) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

Hey Herm Do you remember Gary Hart and the Monkey Business?
or
Hey Herman isn’t 999 just 666 upside down WTF?

TNTS to NBA fans

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Christian Klepperich (34) (@chrisklepp) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

Time for basketball with not defense again!

TNTS to a fashion designer

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Christian Klepperich (34) (@chrisklepp) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

Time for basketball with not defense again!

TNTS to a fashion designer

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Kayla (28) (@tangerinesky624) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

is that a skirt or a paper bag?

things not to say if you’re a tattoo artist

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Kayla (28) (@tangerinesky624) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

is that a skirt or a paper bag?

things not to say if you’re a tattoo artist

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Evan (1) (@mathais43) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“Oops…”

TNTS to a Marine

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Evan (1) (@mathais43) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“Oops…”

TNTS to a Marine

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elton (0) (@elton) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“hey wimp, move that fat head of yours”

“all men are created equal”

“I’ll show you mine if you show me yours”

TNTS to a woman giving birth

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elton (0) (@elton) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“hey wimp, move that fat head of yours”

“all men are created equal”

“I’ll show you mine if you show me yours”

TNTS to a woman giving birth

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Donald Dennison (0) (@imthetitsdd) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

Thats a one hell of a turtle head

personal trainer to client

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Donald Dennison (0) (@imthetitsdd) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

Thats a one hell of a turtle head

personal trainer to client

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Amalie Starlit (1) (@oline50) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“haha seriously I have to get THAT body in shape….well round is a shape…”

Things not to say on a nude beach.

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Amalie Starlit (1) (@oline50) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“haha seriously I have to get THAT body in shape….well round is a shape…”

Things not to say on a nude beach.

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elton (0) (@elton) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“dontcha just hate it when sand gets in your …”

“wanna play beach ball?”

“is that a rocket in your…oh wait you don’t have any pockets.”

TNTS to your landlord when you’re behind in rent.

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elton (0) (@elton) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“dontcha just hate it when sand gets in your …”

“wanna play beach ball?”

“is that a rocket in your…oh wait you don’t have any pockets.”

TNTS to your landlord when you’re behind in rent.

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BirdFlyingHigh (152) (@birdflyinghigh) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

I was partying too hard to go to work. Weed’s expensive, you know.

TNTS to a bouncer.

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BirdFlyingHigh (152) (@birdflyinghigh) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

I was partying too hard to go to work. Weed’s expensive, you know.

TNTS to a bouncer.

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Flynnstone (813) (@flynnstone) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“What? My ID isn’t fake…the guy I got it from has the official Hawaii DMV template and everything!!”

TNTS to a lifeguard.

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Flynnstone (813) (@flynnstone) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“What? My ID isn’t fake…the guy I got it from has the official Hawaii DMV template and everything!!”

TNTS to a lifeguard.

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elton (0) (@elton) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“I shall drown” (unless you actually want to drown)

TNTS at a Beiber concert.

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