Things you shouldn’t say… (GAME)

Em (@emily) 10 years, 7 months ago

Gimmie a screaming orgasm, and I’ll give you sex on the beach.

Things you shouldn’t say to your mother.

November 24, 2011 at 8:00 am
Ashley (2) (@ashley) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“Dude, he’s gay – Selena’s just a cover”

“Thats Justin, more like Justina..”

TNTS while going to the bathroom.

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Ditty (10) (@aditya) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“Hey! Come along…!!” ;)

TYSS when your friend is excited about his new job…

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Manimal (2,998) (@manimal) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“Grow your hair and quit your job, kiddo.”

TYSS to the guy you just beat up

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Ditty (10) (@aditya) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“wait a minute! Do i know you? ” :P

TYSS to your brother’s ex-girlfriend….

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Manimal (2,998) (@manimal) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“So you’re back on the market now, eh? How about we…”

TYSS to your little sister

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kim (1) (@ominka) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

do you watch porn yet?

tyss to Mr. Mackey

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Ditty (10) (@aditya) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“you know how people say you sound ‘cuuute’ when you TALK, that’s just a lie”
(in the future she becomes the best women ever!)

TYSS to someone who says “you are awesome!”..

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Matt (26) (@greenthinker) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

Wanna smoke this joint with me?

tyss to a penn state defensive coordinator

(we like to have fun here)

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Lillian (0) (@rillianruthless) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

Does this shank feel sharp enough to you?

Things you wouldn’t say to your pimp..

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Manimal (2,998) (@manimal) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“No YOU go out there and get assfucked for $20” And then you slap that fucker around a bit.

Things you shouldn’t say to Obama

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kim (1) (@ominka) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

yooooo my dude, what it do! nah but 4real what’s really good with my insurance though frill

tyss when at an auction

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EEL (5,364) (@mindlessfreak30) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

‘Oh shit! was this supposed to come off?” (before anyone bids of course)

TYSS when talking to your roommate.

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kim (1) (@ominka) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

you look really beautiful when you sleep.

tyss during your five year old’s talent show

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Em (473) (@emily) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“I hope your kid falls off stage & breaks his neck.”
TYSS at your parent-teacher conference.

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jetsetplayboy (8) (@jetsetplayboy) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“Before we start, just know that there are a LOT of doors in our house that little Billy–and his mom–walk into sometimes…”

TYSS when you accidentally walk into a Victoria’s Secret. (Like that’s really an accident…)

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Manimal (2,998) (@manimal) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“Whoa whoa. Put some damn clothes on, woman. You look like a whore, dressed like that.”

“Whoa, ladies. One at a time, please.”

tyss when your spouse catches you cheating

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jetsetplayboy (8) (@jetsetplayboy) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“Fantasy fulfillment in three…two…one…”

tyss when you put in your two weeks’ notice.

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Skye (1,627) (@skye) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“Could I by chance have a raise for my last two weeks???”

Things you shouldn’t say to the crazy cat lady

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Ditty (10) (@aditya) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

Can anyone who loves animals this much REALLY be crazy?!!…

TYSS to a poet….

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Em (473) (@emily) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

Nothing rhymed, that just wasn’t catchy to me at all.
Things you shouldn’t say when you’re about to fall asleep next to a friend.

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Ditty (10) (@aditya) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

People say sometimes I drool in my sleep …

TYSS to a blonde…

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Em (473) (@emily) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

How many of you do you think it would take to screw this?
Things you shouldn’t say when you wake up naked next to a stranger.

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Flynnstone (813) (@flynnstone) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“Hey…weren’t you my English teacher in high school?”

Things you shouldn’t say to a foreign exchange student.

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Ditty (10) (@aditya) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“They should have a single currency throughout the world…”

TYSS to a dumbass…

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jetsetplayboy (8) (@jetsetplayboy) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“Pssst! What’s the answer to number three?”

TYSS to your ex after she tells you she’s pregnant.

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