Things you shouldn’t say… (GAME)

“Looks like we’re all alone, trapped in here, nobody can hear us scream. We should repopulate this elevator.”

“Oh my god NO! I have to go to the bathroom so bad. Ok don’t look people, this is gonna get ugly.”

Things you shouldn’t say to the mobsters that came to your house.

“Say hello to ma little friend!!!!”

“Vaffanculo brutto figlio di puttana bastardo”

Things you shouldn’t say to a fully strapped suicide bomber.

“What the FUCK is wrong with you, man!?”

TYSS to a little kid

“Come on kid, I’ve got ice cream in my panel van with your name on it!”

“Give your mom this 2 week pass to 24 Hour Fitness for me, ok?”

TYSS to your dentist before a root canal.

TYSS to a little kid
“Have you seen my new vest? Once you push this button it goes “BOOOM!”

EDIT: Bloody hell I got run past again :p

TYSS to your dentist before a root canal
“I’m dating your daughter”.
“You want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?”

Now, for my challenge: TYSS to Kim Jung-il

This one is a on the last page, but for TYSS to your highschool guidance councilor, “Hey, I’m uhh… Well, dating your daughter.” True story. Thank god I left out the “We fucked in your car last night.” part…

TYSS to Kim Jung-il, “I bet you don’t even need glasses asshole… Go back to sucking up your trust fund you stupid hipster…”

TYSS to Kim Jong-Il: “You’re a chink!”

TYSS to MLK.

“Hey nigga what up?”
“Whoa, nice black face. It looks so realistic, how’d you do that?”
“Excuse me negro, can I speak to your master?”

TYSS to PETA.

“I get $5000 a piece for tanuki suits”
http://www.viewshound.com/gaming/2011/11/17/mario-vs-peta

“Give me back my monkey”

“I prefer cage eggs”

TYSS to your bungee rope technician

“You’ve got a lawyer right?” hah i dunno

TYSS when you wake up with an attractive stranger next to (edit: after a crazy night)

“10 missed calls from my wife..”
TYSS to the Manager when your food is really late at a diner.

“How much are you paying me to wait here for an hour?”
… you should say something to him.. haha

TYSS to a homeless man (out of your window) at a stoplight

“Could you spare some change?”

TYSS to St. peter when you die

“What do you mean, ‘can’t get in?’ I want to talk to the manager.”

TYSS to spiderman

“Big deal I can shoot strands of sticky white stuff from my body too.”

TYSS to a newlywed couple

“You know… statistics show that most marriages end in divorce.”

“Cool bro, you know what this means… Anal!”

TYSS to a mime

Juggalos 4 Lyf!!!

Ttys to a Japanese whaler

“Fuck you” – (sorry maybe this one you should say)

“Good luck out there!”

TYSS to yourself after having sex

“And now it’s my turn to get drilled!”

TYSS to your parents when they walk in on you masturbating..

I gotta let my mom know I finally did it!!!!

TYSS to your to a couple getting married out of wedlock

“Watch out Octo-mom…damn!”

TYSS to your ex during an awkward encounter at the store.

“One last f**k for old times sake?”

TYSS to your obsessive-compulsive friends

(my personal answer: “You missed a spot”)

“I may or may not have possibly had the opportunity to neither deny nor confirm that which you may or may not have said to be either true or false”
lulz

TYSS to your dry cleaner