Things you shouldn’t say… (GAME)

Em (@emily) 10 years, 7 months ago

Gimmie a screaming orgasm, and I’ll give you sex on the beach.

Things you shouldn’t say to your mother.

November 24, 2011 at 8:00 am
Em (473) (@emily) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“This one might be tough… I sat on a brownie that fell on top of a pile of jizz… but just so you don’t think I didn’t shit the bed or anything.”
Things not to say when you’re with your mom & an insanely hot, skankily dressed, chick walks by.

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Lunisol (0) (@lunisol) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“I’d like to f**k her 12 ways til sunday..”

TYSS to your childs teacher

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Em (473) (@emily) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“If he starts talking about seeing seeing naked people wresting or playing glass flutes…. I think my stupid brother-in-law let him watch some crazy movie… so pay no attention.”
Things not to say to your gyno when they’re about to go down under.

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Watercolour (13) (@watercolourgem) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“I expect dinner and a movie after this”

Things not to say to a parent after they just caught you sneaking back inside the house in the wee hours of morning.

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Em (473) (@emily) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

(I’ve said this) “I was just on the porch looking at the stars. [insert parental response-‘I’ve been on the porch for hours, I didn’t see you.’] I must have been on the other side..” (way drunk)
Things not to say to the frustrated mom who just spanked their cranky child in the mall.

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alana murphy (0) (@amurphy) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

give you 20 bucks to spank me next

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Em (473) (@emily) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

(now post a new situation! :))

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alana murphy (0) (@amurphy) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

TYSS to the teacher during parent teacher interviews

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Manimal (2,998) (@manimal) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

“This is very upsetting news. Just so you know, tomorrow when little Timmy gets to school he will have, err, fallen off his bike and stumbled down the stairs.”

TYSS to Stalin

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elton (0) (@elton) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

(Things not to say to the frustrated mom who just spanked their cranky child in the mall.)

“Would you like to borrow my cattle prod? I think I’ve got some spare mace here somewhere too…”

TYSS to Stalin

“I propose we add Robert Kiyosaki & Donald Trumps’ latest book ‘The Midas Touch’ to our schools’ curriculum and get Tony Robbins in as Prime Minister.”

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Ditty (10) (@aditya) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

We prolly shouldn’t question and answer our own thing :P

TYSS to any HEthen….

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Rutger (2) (@capnderp) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

You simple small minded bastard.

TYSS to a stranger on the bus

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elton (0) (@elton) 10 years, 7 months ago ago

@ditty, huh?
@Rutger i think we’ve had this one!

(TYSS to a stranger on the bus)
“was that you or is there something dead under the seat?”

TYSS to the owner of your favorite online forum.

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Em (473) (@emily) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

So.. when are you gonna add like an ‘adult friend finders’ feature to the site?
Things not to say to your blacked-out friend who is about to hit on someone.

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Flynnstone (813) (@flynnstone) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

OhmyGAWD…you’re bleeding! No, don’t worry, it isn’t bad.

TNTS to your teacher before taking a final exam.

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Em (473) (@emily) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

“I think you’re an asshole.” (that’s what I want to say to mine :))
Things not to say to a hospital patient about to under-go surgery.

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Lunisol (0) (@lunisol) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

“I so totally got the answers to the test online”

TYSS to a clown driving a golf-cart.. (lulz had to be a bit random)

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Lunisol (0) (@lunisol) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

heh guess I was late on that one.. ok hospital patient huh?
“You’ll be fine, I hear that only 1 out of ever 3 patients die from this procedure”

TYSS to a clown driving a golf-cart.

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elton (0) (@elton) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

“what’s the matter, can’t afford a mini?”
“how many clowns does it take to crash a golf cart?”
“how do those big feet fit in there?”
“sideshow bob has a rolls royce one of those”
“I bet you can’t jump the lake in that thing…now THAT would be funny! :D”

TNTS to the clown just before he’s about to entertain your children

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Ellie (1,363)M (@tangledupinplaid21) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

“Nudity is encouraged.”
TNTS to someone nervous about an upcoming date.

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elton (0) (@elton) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

“did you hear about that german girl who went on a blind date and ended up being held captive as a sex slave in a basement pit for 27 years?”

TNTS to the cute guy sitting in the car next to you at a red light

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Kristian (81) (@lordcat) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

“Can I follow you home?”

TNTS to a feminist

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Ditty (10) (@aditya) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

Are you free tonight…*wink*

TNTS to a guy in a strip club…

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Kristian (81) (@lordcat) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

“I can image you up there”

TNTS to a children daycare worker

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Ditty (10) (@aditya) 10 years, 6 months ago ago

I hate how this world is full of Pedophiles…

TNTS to a someone who is excited about Christmas…

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