Gimmie a screaming orgasm, and I’ll give you sex on the beach.
Things you shouldn’t say to your mother.
(I’ve said this) “I was just on the porch looking at the stars. [insert parental response-‘I’ve been on the porch for hours, I didn’t see you.’] I must have been on the other side..” (way drunk)
Things not to say to the frustrated mom who just spanked their cranky child in the mall.
(Things not to say to the frustrated mom who just spanked their cranky child in the mall.)
“Would you like to borrow my cattle prod? I think I’ve got some spare mace here somewhere too…”
TYSS to Stalin
“I propose we add Robert Kiyosaki & Donald Trumps’ latest book ‘The Midas Touch’ to our schools’ curriculum and get Tony Robbins in as Prime Minister.”
“what’s the matter, can’t afford a mini?”
“how many clowns does it take to crash a golf cart?”
“how do those big feet fit in there?”
“sideshow bob has a rolls royce one of those”
“I bet you can’t jump the lake in that thing…now THAT would be funny! :D”
TNTS to the clown just before he’s about to entertain your children