What martial art would Jesus do?

“What are the ethics and morality in learning and practicing a martial art?”

The same as learning to cook, paint, dance etc?

@nakedape, Dude it’s kind of in the name. Martial ART. It’s an art, like everything. Do I think they’d be down with art. Yes.

@nakedape, Discipline, patience, bravery, confidence, endurance (both mental and physical).

I’d love to sparr Jesus. In the red corner! Weighing in at 160 pounds! From the pearly gates, fighting out of Jarusalem…..Jeeeeesuuuuus “THE HOLY TRINITTTTYYYYY” CHRIIIIISTTTTT!

Jesus would have mastered JEW-jitsu.

@piptherational, ZINGGGGG!!!!!!

Well, pip wins. Easily.

Jesus in the Octagon. That guy would be such a baller.

His powers would be more suited for wrestling though.

“Oh my, Ken! After that tumble off the turnbuckle Jesus seems to have Hangman all covered. OH AND WHAT’S THIS!? NO! OH KEN, I THINK JESUS IS GONNA GO FOR IT HERE! YES! IT’S HIS SIGNATURE “MAKE BELIEVE” SPECIAL! HANGMAN HAS NO IDEA WHAT’S GOING ON! HE SEEMS TO BE FALLING FOR ANYTHING RIGHT NOW!”

@staylucky, “all the Christ fans are going crazy! WHAT’S THIS? JESUS ISNT DONE YET! OWWWW HE just hit him with his signature move – ORIGINAL SIN! Well we heard nobody escapes original sin and I guess that point was proven here tonight, Jon!”

This thread is my favourite.

Judo is translated as “the gentle way”

@ojai, just rofl

@ojai, Kudos, amigo. Kudos.

My mate and I used to spend hours stoned pretending to be old Scottish Premier League commentators while we were playing Fifa. Cannot even explain how fucking funny it was.

Tai-Chi. If a religious leader can’t see the good in Tai-Chi- then they wouldn’t be a savior.

I think we all know Jesus was a water-bender

Krav maga. He was a Jew, after all.

Carlos Ray “Chuck” Norris (born March 10, 1940)[1] is an American martial artist and actor. After serving in the United States Air Force, he began his rise to fame as a martial artist, and has since founded his own school, Chun Kuk Do.

Wikipedia.

@adamm0ss, Chuck Norris is a twit. I’m still leaning toward krav maga. :)

@nakedape, Judo.

Akido, or “The Art of Laughing While Your Opponent lies on his back”

@nakedape, The art of the drunken master. Mostly just Jesus doing beer bongs with the Pope while driving around in the Popemobile blasting AC/DC.

Capoeira!
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mCfthlCNvv4/ULvSiZBapsI/AAAAAAAAK9Y/UcF0LXp9mhY/s1000/img-cs_breakdancing_jesus.jpg

@nakedape, I think any work as long as they have a tao to go with it, and your intentions upon entering said martial art is not a vicious one. You also kind of have a realization at a point in training as well, where you realize exactly how damaging that this art can be to someone else, and should only be used if completely necessary. Have fun though, you’ll learn a lot about your body and your mind. :)

@motorik, THOU SHALT GET DOWNNN